radiothebook 158. A Funny Trick That Performs Magic Tricks.
158. A Funny Trick That Performs Magic Tricks.
Looking at the torn clothes, he couldn't get angry.
He hurriedly stood up and looked around, but there was no Dongfang Xing.
Inadvertently saw the sword in his hand.
Yana, the lightsaber girl, knows that she sometimes hurts others inexplicably.
Before that, there will be unprovoked anger, or depression, or a certain degree of aggressiveness when enjoying it extremely.
But the blade in his hand was stained with blood.
It must be Dongfang Xing's snow. When the high tide came, she must have done something abnormal to scare Dongfang Xing away.
He was so helpless for a while, only since he got this super ability to create swords and armor with his mind and soul, there have been a lot of incidents of hurting people without knowing it.
I didn't take it seriously before, because my parents died, and I was treated unfairly in the nursing home managed by Cecilia Reyes, and my freedom was even restricted.
But at this moment, because of Dongfang Xing's appearance, his own value has been reflected.
With longing, you have to solve the current problem, which is to solve the uncontrolled rage and hurt people.
Then return to the embrace of Dongfang Xing again.
"Hey! Dongfang Xing, my love, I can't live without you!"
Seeing no one around, those giant blue aliens and superheroes all left and spoke out what they thought.
However.
"Hee hee hee!"
A crazy voice reached her ears.
Then a bad boy who was wearing a red tights and his head was covered by a red mask jumped out.
"Hey, little girl, what were you talking about? I didn't hear the door."
This crazy person walked over in a wretched way.
For a while, his private words were heard, and the lightsaber girl Yana became furious, and the lightsaber in her hand slashed across at will.
In an instant, the guy was severed from the waist, blood and internal organs splashed on the face of the lightsaber hair.
She hesitated, stood up abruptly, and realized that she seemed to have killed someone.
"Oops!"
Turning his head to look at the man lying on the ground who had been cut in half, he covered his mouth and laughed instantly.
The people on the ground only had the upper half of their bodies left, and although their internal organs were spilled all over the floor, they were still laughing.
"It's too barbaric to strike so hard!"
Using his arms as feet, he climbed directly to the feet of the lightsaber girl Yana, and suddenly raised his head to look at her.
"You turned me into a walking freak!"
The lightsaber woman looked down at him.
"Deadpool, you are a freak!"
Probably because of Dongfang Xing's power, Deadpool's lower body has begun to grow, two legs as thin as toothpicks have grown.
"Hehehe, violent woman, tell me, are you in love with Dongfang Xing? Ah! I'm about to die!"
Deadpool's big hand grabbed the ankle of the lightsaber girl Yana, begging.
"Can you hear what I said from the bottom of my heart before I died?"
"If you don't listen, don't listen, you go to die!"
Seeing that his legs had grown into a rough shape, Deadpool actually stood up.
After mixing with Dongfang Xing, Deadpool's Super Ability was unknowingly strengthened.
Even he himself didn't know what was going on.
"Honestly, did you fall in love with Dongfang Xing, and then when he made you swell, you got excited, and then cut him?"
"If it were someone else, it would probably be like me."
Deadpool has a hippie face, too much bullshit.
"Others are not as lucky as you, and probably died immediately.
The lightsaber girl Yana stabilized her body.
"You really don't have any legs. Dongfang Xing must have taken a fancy to your legs."
As Deadpool said, he climbed up the legs of the lightsaber girl Yana with his hands like a reptile, trying to stand on his newly born feet.
"Go away!"
But she was kicked away by the lightsaber girl Yana.
"`"Do you know how many wives Dongfang Xing has now? 11, do you understand? 11, do you still want to get involved?"
Deadpool rolled himself over and lay on the ground again, head thrown back.
"Man, listen, don't talk nonsense, I only have one wife, what do you think of me, hehehe, or you just follow me!"
"Go away, do you want to play?"
Under the repeated stimulation of Deadpool, Yana, the lightsaber girl, really wanted to cut him into pieces.
But when he thought of Dongfang Xing, he began to cry again.
Seeing the opportunity coming, Deadpool directly pressed the ground with both hands to squeeze like a fierce tiger, and then flew over.
Deadpool imitates the pose of a cat climbing a tree and grabs the leg of the lightsaber girl Yana.
Hey Yana, do you think I look like an Elvis, especially when it comes to impersonating cats (no good)?
The lightsaber girl Yana continued to cry and ignored him.
Deadpool makes a monkey shake tree motion.
Then can I call you lightsaber beauty Yana?
The lightsaber girl Yana wiped her tears.
If I say yes, will you stop your monkey show?
Deadpool falters.
Guess I could do a more creative show, like... Deadpool's magic show?
The lightsaber girl Yana blushed.
Do you want to do something funny again?
Deadpool stared wide-eyed, his expression ruthless.
How could I? I just want you to laugh.
The lightsaber girl Yana pursed her lips and smiled.
Then you can perform magic tricks, if you don’t perform well, I will give you a sword and cut off your head, how about that?