Chapter 28 Chaotic Brawl
Chapter 28 Chaotic Brawl
Chapter 28 Chaotic Brawl
Alfred hovered in his Bat Stealth Fighter over the Slaughter Swamp.
He put the plane on autopilot and then, bored out of his mind, poured himself a cup of coffee.
"Beep beep beep..."
Upon hearing the notification sound, Alfred walked to the screen, looked at it, and then pressed a button.
Soon, the bat computer emitted a voice message:
"The herbicide has been applied."
……
"vomit!"
The plant master bent down and vomited a large lump of green, viscous substance. His body was pitted and scarred, but it was gradually healing.
"..."
The plant master wasn't stupid; he quickly realized the solution. Layers of trees rapidly condensed on his body, forming a hard wooden armor around him.
The green herbicide, once applied to the skin, can no longer corrode the delicate leaves.
"The salt water herbicide wasn't effective enough after all," Chen Tao sighed.
Unfortunately, it's not that he didn't want to use potent herbicides like acetic acid, cuprous oxide, or glyphosate, but once the concentration and quantity of these chemicals increase to a certain level, they will invariably cause fatal damage to the human body, and will also cause unavoidable and even irreversible damage to the environment and water sources.
This area not only contains friendly forces, but also a hostage like Professor Goldbloom, who is controlled by Poison Ivy's hypnotic kiss. Chen Tao is not some Russian rescue force.
So Chen Tao shook his head.
"Let's get started."
"Yes, Batman."
So, the plant master, who was standing up from the ground while clutching his head, turned around and saw the crowd that had gathered around him.
"Hehehe..."
"Hehehe..."
"Hehehe..."
The Death Shooter has armed himself to the teeth with high-tech weaponry.
The Cheshire Cat is holding an ultrasonic rocket launcher.
Count Dizziness touched his temple with his hand and slowly approached.
Ms. Vic stood on a tree, holding a surge effect gun.
and many more.
Standing in a tree?
The battle began amidst Ms. Vic's piercing scream as she was lifted into the air by a vine.
"Ouch!"
Poison Ivy slapped Harley Quinn twice across the face, left and right, and then kicked her. The next second, Harley Quinn grabbed her thigh and flipped her to the ground, where the two girls hugged each other tightly.
Then it was a continuous back-and-forth of face-to-face fighting, constant wild punches, hair-pulling, and spitting.
hum hum...
Count Dizziness straightened up, his temples throbbing. The intense interference wave made the Plant Master clutch his head, and Death Shooter seized the opportunity to fire an ultrasonic rocket at him, knocking him to his knees, where he clutched his head.
Cheshire Cat used her speed advantage to throw seven freezing grenades at him in a row, freezing half of his body.
Ms. Vic raised the surge effect gun, and a massive electric current instantly pierced through the Plant Master's body, causing him to let out a scream.
"Seriously, Pami!" Harley Quinn straddled Poison Ivy, forcefully prying open her tightly closed legs and reaching for her neck.
"Your plan is complete garbage!"
"Hmph—humanity will destroy this world!"
Poison Ivy rolled over, pinning Harley beneath her, then pounded Harley Quinn's raised arms, which she was using to protect her face, with her delicate, pale green fists. "What else can I do?"
"I don't know! Should I vote for the Democrats, or donate money to Greenpeace?"
"That's an organization that saves whales, you idiot!"
"Ahhh! Anything is better than turning us into walking plants!"
The Plant Master lay sprawled on the ground, and the boldest of them all, Ms. Vic, rushed to his side and began punching and kicking him as he curled up on the ground. Death Shooter stood nearby, relentlessly unleashing a hail of bullets at the giant green creature, as if he wanted to vent all the frustration, uncertainty, and fear he had accumulated over the past few days.
The Cheshire Cat, wielding a knife, is attempting to sever the Botanist's neck. The woman wearing the cat-face mask is striking with increasing force, like an old farmer wielding a hoe in the field, turning over her land with hopeful anticipation.
Ms. Vic is... uh, sawing off a leg.
"This time I'm going to collect all the 'wooden figures'!"
What's so great about collecting that kind of thing!
"..."
Can anyone tell me where she got the saw from?
Poison Ivy climbed onto Harley's back, and the two wrestled and struggled. Harley slammed Poison Ivy against a tree, then pinned her down and punched her repeatedly.
Poison Ivy dodged with a quick movement, then punched through the arm and landed in the chest.
"Awa~"
Harley Quinn clutched her chest, then punched Poison Ivy in the chest as well.
"Awa~"
Poison Ivy clutched her chest and then kicked Harley Quinn in the groin. Harley grabbed Poison Ivy's hair, and Poison Ivy stepped on Harley's toes.
Harley Quinn returned an uppercut, and then the two girls threw punches at the same time, landing simultaneously on each other's faces.
"Ah~ Waaaaaah~ Woohoo~"
The dog welder made his move. His fighting style was simple: he would rush forward and weld the dead dog in his hand to the enemy's face.
?
His behavior in public made everyone else's perverted actions pause in shock.
He lit the welding torch in his left hand, and in just a few seconds, the golden retriever in his hand was welded directly onto the face of the plant master.
"Woof!"
The dog welded to the enemy's face barked, "Woof woof woof? Woof woof woof woof woof!"
"Get out of here!"
The plant expert scrambled to his feet, his face grim: "You bunch of bastards, you have no idea about the power of green in all things!"
"You're such an idiot, Harley, we could have changed the world—"
Poison Ivy rolled over and picked up a broken branch from the ground: "But you're too stupid to understand!"
She swung her stick at Harley, but Harley quickly grabbed her arm and threw her over her shoulder.
Harley snatched the stick away:
"Oh, really? I'm smart enough to give you a good spanking—"
She twirled the stick with a series of quick, rapid movements.
Poison Ivy stood up irritably and snapped her fingers.
Hehehe...
The wooden stick in Harley Quinn's hand transformed into a wooden snake, its enormous mouth revealing a set of sharp, natural-colored wooden teeth. Harley screamed and threw the stick away.
"No, this is what I call cool!"
Poison Ivy said.
"That's not fair!" Harley yelled.
"That's enough!"
The plant master suddenly broke free from the ground, shoving aside Ms. Vic's obstruction, panting heavily.
他 说:
"I didn't intend to use this. You forced me to."
Immediately afterwards, he took a piece of plant tuber from his pocket and put it in his mouth.
"vomit!"
He complained loudly, "It tastes awful!"
(End of this chapter)
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