Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 2508 - 1133: I Can’t Even Imagine How Awesome It Would Be to Date the Class President!

"Get ready to get on the bus!"

Lin Baici called out.

It wasn’t time to meet yet, and the coach bus was too much in the way if it stopped right at the school gate, so Lin Baici had the driver pull over by the roadside for now.

"Wow, class monitor, you are way too thoughtful!"

Tao Nai cheered.

"Old White, were you the imperial head eunuch in your last life or what?"

Zhang Zhixu joked.

"Get lost!"

Lin Baici scolded him with a laugh. "You’re the eunuch, your whole family’s eunuchs!"

Laughter echoed in front of the gate of Haijing Polytechnic.

Seeing the big bus parked beside them and the door open, even Liu Yu, who couldn’t stand looking at Lin Baici, had to admit this guy was meticulous.

Earlier, after Pei Fei finished counting heads, all 32 of them in the class were going to Disney.

Taking the subway or bus was obviously impossible. There were so many stops along the way and they’d have to transfer. By the time they got to Disney, it would almost be noon, and after sitting all that way they’d be tired—how would they still have the energy to play?

So the only option left was to carpool!

Honestly,

even carpooling wouldn’t be cheap. It’d be at least 50 yuan per person, but everyone could afford that, especially since Lin Baici had already bought all the tickets.

But no one expected that Lin Baici had also rented a coach bus.

"Get on, get on!"

Lin Baici stood at the bus door urging everyone, and at the same time took off his backpack and pulled out a stack of blue sun hats to hand out.

"Wear it if you want, if you don’t, whatever!"

"We all know each other anyway. If you get lost and can’t find the group, just ask in the group chat, or go straight to the parking lot and look for the bus!"

"After dropping us off, the bus will stay in the parking lot. If anyone gets tired or feels unwell, you can go back to the bus to rest!"

Lin Baici went over the precautions.

He’d copied all this off the internet.

Even though they’re all college students now and can live independently, this whole outing was organized by Lin Baici, so he still wanted to be as thorough as possible to ensure everyone’s safety and give them a fun memory of the trip.

"Class monitor, just now Zhang Zhixu called you the imperial head eunuch, I was about to help you curse him out, but now I think you might actually be one!"

Xu Jiaqi teased Lin Baici.

"Get on your bus already!"

Lin Baici plopped a sun hat onto Xu Jiaqi’s head.

"Mine! Mine!"

Tao Nai shoved at Xu Jiaqi’s back, urging her to get on the bus, then she stood in front of Lin Baici with her hands behind her back, like a little pug waiting to be fed, looking up at him.

"Yours!"

Lin Baici deliberately found an extra-large sun hat and plunked it down on Tao Nai’s little head.

"It’s too big!"

Tao Nai picked one out for herself.

Ji Xinyan felt bad that Lin Baici was doing everything alone and wanted to come over to help.

Xu Daguan was stingy with money, but when it came to serving classmates—or rather, trying his best to get some presence—he was actually pretty quick on the uptake.

He jogged over to Lin Baici’s side and helped him hand out sun hats.

After getting on, Xu Jiaqi exclaimed again, stuck her head out the window, and reported to everyone.

"There’s also a bottle of mineral water on every seat!"

This level of service, maxed out, okay!

Lin Baici smiled. "Hurry up and get on. The more time we waste on the road, the less time we have to play in the park!"

"You can weigh that for yourselves!"

Those who were still dawdling sped up when they heard that.

Liu Zilu got on the bus and picked a seat near the front. "Yan Yan, do you want the window seat?"

"No need."

Ji Xinyan picked up the bottle of water on the seat and sat down, listening to everyone whispering around her.

Judging by their expressions, they were extremely satisfied with Lin Baici’s arrangements.

Liu Zilu twisted the cap off, took a sip, and couldn’t help exclaiming, "Eh? Why does this water taste sweeter than what I usually buy?"

Liu Zilu smacked her lips and took another taste.

Sitting behind her, Pei Fei wanted to roll her eyes and say, are you a lovesick idiot or what?

If that water had been bought just for you by Lin Baici, you’d probably worship it like holy water!

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

Messages started popping up in the girls’ private group chat.

Xu Jiaqi: I seriously love our class monitor to death!

Xu Jiaqi: He’s way too considerate, right?

Xu Jiaqi: @Ji Xinyan I can’t even imagine how awesome it must be to be his girlfriend!

Dew at the Break of Dawn: Hasn’t Big Monitor’s goodness been obvious from day one?

Yan Yan’s Summer: What do you mean @-ing me?

Xu Jiaqi: Eww, still pretending?

Even though Xu Jiaqi said, "I seriously love our class monitor to death," everyone took it as a joke, because it was obvious to all that there was mutual interest between Lin Baici and Ji Xinyan.

They just couldn’t figure out why the two of them hadn’t made it official yet.

Tao Nai: I don’t care who it is, just hurry up and bag Big Monitor. If he gets snatched away by some vixen from another class, I’ll die of rage!

Dew at the Break of Dawn: Exactly. If I didn’t already know I had no chance, I’d have made my move ages ago!

Tao Nai: Private First Class Yan Yan, Private First Class Dumpling, attention! Forward march, confess to Big Monitor!

Everyone was cracking up at Tao Nai’s antics.

"Don’t just entertain yourselves in your little group. If something’s funny, tell us so we can all have a laugh!"

Xu Daguan really lived up to being a streamer; his thick skin had long been trained.

Unlike those guys who wanted to sit next to the girls but didn’t dare, he plopped down right next to Bai Jiao.

He actually preferred Ji Xinyan, because she was stylish and sexy; taking that kind of girlfriend out would definitely give him major face.

And Xu Daguan figured that once Ji Xinyan opened up, she would definitely be wilder than Bai Jiao, so playing cards with her would be insane fun.

Too bad Ji Xinyan seemed to like Lin Baici, so he could only settle for second best.

Dumpling was actually fine too!

But Xu Daguan felt that would be even harder, because Ji Xinyan fell for people purely on feeling—if she liked someone, she just liked them and didn’t care about anything else. Dumpling wasn’t like that; she’d definitely think about the future and be aiming for marriage.