Chapter 682
Chapter 682
Chapter 682
Click!
Swallowing the churning thoughts in his heart, resisting the burning sensation on his cheeks like a flame, he carefully pushed aside the crab shell and looked at the snow-white crab meat inside, Liu Deshui let out a long sigh of relief.
It's not easy!
Fortunately, the crab meat inside is not black!
After peeling off the claws of the crab with this thought, he held a large piece of crab meat in front of the camera, smiled and continued.
"The braised charcoal-grilled crab is finished. Although it doesn't look very elegant, it's still very fragrant!"
But he didn't know that he just took a bite of the crab meat, the joy on his face froze immediately, an unspeakable sourness welled up in his heart, his whole head was in terrible pain, and his tongue was surrounded by soreness and tingling.
Just when he was about to ask for a drink of water, his throat was suddenly as dry as if it was on fire. Liu Deshui's first reaction was that his mouth was foaming, and he raised his hand to stroke it.
Liu Erpang next to him looked at him blankly, watching him keep waving his hands, and suddenly his brain circuit twitched, he grabbed the crab and skillfully pushed it away, then bit it easily, smiled at the camera, and praised it unceremoniously.
"The taste is really not..."
The voice became a little trembling, and the whole body was shaking slightly. Seeing his appearance, Da Zhuang immediately felt that something was wrong. After taking a deep breath, he still grabbed the crab that had already been shelled without hesitation.
Bite hard!
Juicy!
Seeing the three people slamming their mouths at the same time, the fans and audience in front of the screen trembled involuntarily.
There is even a little bit of doubt in everyone's heart, is it really just a little ugly?
Does the taste actually work?
With such thoughts in mind, the fans and audience cheered up immediately, but before everyone could continue watching, the excited Erha suddenly jumped out and opened his mouth to bite the crab on the dining table.
Click!
The crisp chewing sound emerged, and everyone looked at Erha who was feasting curiously. Now he finally relaxed, knowing that there would be no accidents.
But everyone didn't see that, behind Erha who was feasting, the faces of the three of them appeared horrifying pain masks at the same time.
Clutching their throats helplessly, they staggered to their feet and rushed towards the mineral water behind them together.
At this moment, the three funny ones had only the same idea in their minds, that the distance of a few meters was so far away.
I'm going to die!
Erha, who was used to gobbling, also felt the cruelty and teasing of fate at this time. He kept trembling all over his body, kicked his four legs straight, and fell down on the deck with a bang, his eyes turned white, and his throat kept groaning. Growled and trembled.
It looks like it must be poisoned!
"Hahaha, it's really funny."
"None of the three people was spared, it's too miserable!"
"In addition to the unlucky Erha, it still didn't escape this disaster in the end."
"I'm almost speechless, how bitter is that crab!"
"What the hell? Does this really look so weird?"
"What happened? Poisoned?"
"It's not poisoned, it's because the dark cuisine has shown its power again."
"..."
"Gulu, gulu" kept pouring mineral water, even if the newly bought clothes were covered with black traces of soy sauce, Liu Deshui couldn't care less.
Now he just wants to drink water non-stop, to surround all the food in his stomach, it is best not to taste any taste, to forget the nightmare experience like being in hell.
But the taste in the mouth, like maggots attached to the bone, spread wantonly, exuding the pain like needle pricks at an extremely fast speed.
Liu Erpang next to him was not much better, the fat all over his body was shaking slightly, and the pained expression on his face made the big guy feel anxious.
The unspeakable pain made him explode with great strength, he stood up suddenly, and put his head directly into the bucket full of clear water, and soon "gulu, gulu" sounded.
Drink water?
Just water it!
Da Zhuang on the other side was much smarter. He directly put his hand into his mouth and pulled out the source of the pain. While panting, he still didn't forget to reach out his hand, took a sip of water, and then rinsed his mouth first.
The originally terrible pain suddenly weakened a lot, and he spit out the sewage in his mouth, and he still didn't forget to stretch out his fingers to pick out the remaining fragments.
Feeling that he was alive again, Da Zhuang raised his head in a daze, and now a thought kept echoing in his mind.
"How funny am I, that I would think of eating such terrible food!"
The three Doubi saved themselves, and after four or five minutes of fussing, they gradually regained their composure. Although there was a numbness in the mouth, burning and tingling surged together, after taking a deep breath, they suddenly remembered.
Erha hasn't been rescued yet!
The three jumped up quickly and hugged the trembling Erha, Liu Deshui skillfully opened his mouth, Liu Erpang carefully picked out the crab, Da Zhuang even picked up Erha's hind legs, and pulled hard down.
Conventional rescue methods are no longer effective, now it is necessary to come hard!
"Cough cough cough..."
After a while, Erha regained his breath. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the unfinished black crab, and he shivered in fright.
Erha stood up trembling crazily, and ran out as soon as he was about to pull his legs out. Fortunately, Da Zhuang, who had quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed him, otherwise he would have jumped into the sea from the right side of the ship.
Liu Erpang comforted Erha for a while before he recovered from his panic, but the fans and audience had already gone crazy with joy and laughed unkindly for a long time.
It's no wonder everyone is so proud, it's because the picture in front of them is so funny!
It is only now that fans and audiences have the time to stop and take a good look at these three "delicious" dishes that have been teased for a long time.
What can be seen most clearly is the last half of the crab bitten by Erha. The outer skin is stained with thick sauce, and the black fibers are still stubbornly not melted after being washed by water.
I don't know if it's soy sauce or what kind of seasoning is enough to scare everyone, what makes everyone feel a little scared is the black fiber that seeps out from the inner layer of the crab shell.
Ok!
It's really tasty!
You can imagine what it will taste like when you eat it!
Although the delicious food has been overturned, what made the Doubi trio slightly relaxed was that the number of fans and viewers ushered in a new round of soaring.
Obviously, a good program is king!
Liu Deshui, who was in great pain, rubbed his forehead, looked at the very noisy live broadcast room, hesitated for a while, and then bit his lips slightly.
"Maybe dark cooking is the right path?"
Yep, crazy!
(End of this chapter)
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