radiothebook Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Tsk, how can a cat not have a long tail?
The summer classroom is hot and humid, like a huge steamer hanging over the head.
On the three-foot podium, the humorous young teacher was talking about something exciting, and a burst of laughter erupted from the audience, even the troublemakers in the back row listened with relish.
Only the young man shrunk in the corner with a pale face and remained silent, as if isolated from the noisy world.
His slender chin was buried in the collar of the dark blue school uniform, and his soft, broken hair drooped around his eyebrows and eyes, and he was a little dazed.
At this time, he was extremely thankful that he was sitting in the most inconspicuous corner and had no deskmate.
The shameful and familiar feeling of hotness made Yu Zhouzhou both confused and nervous. He looked up at the old class who was talking eloquently, and then glanced around cautiously.
Yu Zhou continued to be anxious, checking the time on his watch over and over again. It had been 26 minutes and 8 seconds since he had this abnormality, and there were still about [-] minutes before get out of class ended.
Suddenly a sore and swollen feeling rushed from the tailbone to the cerebral cortex along the nerve fibers, and Yu Zhou shivered violently, his wet eyes were about to overflow.
He paid attention to the surrounding environment from the corner of his eye, pretended to be relaxed and put on a scratching posture, put his thin white fingers on his back, and slid down the spine. Hard bumps.
Yu Zhou suddenly withdrew his hand and looked at the blackboard, and adjusted his sitting posture as if nothing had happened, so that the protruding tailbone hung above the bench.
The numbness became more and more intense, Yu Zhou stared at the movement of the gray pen on the blackboard, his mind was full of——
Groove, what the neuropathy said is true!
He seems to have a really big thing growing on his butt, QAQ;
With an ugly face, he remembered the dark and stormy night when he first saw the system.
After the summer camp organized by the school ended, they planned to stay there for a few days because they had a topic on British culture and customs at hand.
As a result, on the first night, he woke up thirsty in the middle of the night. He was halfway through drinking when the retro light bulb suddenly started to squeak strangely.
The cold wind blowing from all around hit his upturned jaw, and there was a chill that penetrated into the bone marrow. Yu Zhou subconsciously held his breath, and his fingers holding the water glass turned white.
He is very safety-conscious, and before going to sleep, he deliberately checked whether the doors and windows are closed...
Suddenly, the sound of metal texture exploded in the ears accompanied by the sound of electric current.
At the same time, the water glass fell on the carpet, making a muffled sound.
"I am the system, the forever friend of the cute little cat. I provide help to the fertile animal, that is, the lycanthropy, and relieve the unknown embarrassment and pain."
"Well, the test has started. For the rest of the week, the adopted son of a human being is an illiterate who has not yet received the ancestral skills. He has ordinary aptitude and is about to develop. He is a semi-sperm male orange cat. The binding was successful."
Yu Zhouyi crouched in the corner with his head in his arms, his face pale, and the sound of his beating heart almost rolled out of his chest.
Riding on a horse!He has been afraid of ghosts since he was a child. It is like a stress reaction. He wants to run, but his legs are softer than noodles, and he can't move his legs at all.
He is so angry!
"Because the bones need to be regenerated during the development period, the spirit monsters will experience unbearable growth pains and even die young. In the past hundred years, the aura has declined and countless spirits have fallen. Therefore, Penglai Wonderland has signed an alliance with all living beings. When the spirits transform, they will select children from the lower realm to assist the spirits. , Completing the tasks in the fairyland can relieve the growing pains, strengthen the body, and keep pace with the times. We can be called a system."
"Currently no suitable task object has been retrieved, and the illiterate return to school can be carried out first to delay the coming of growing pains."
"First of all, you have to learn the most basic skill of the cat family - climbing trees!"
This horse riding is definitely a crazy foreign ghost. He hugged his knees and squatted at the foot of the sofa, listening to this little ghost nagging about climbing trees all night, climbing trees...
The next day I bought the earliest ticket to see the sun.
Yu Zhouzhou closed his eyes, his expression was a little distorted, but he didn't expect that after returning to China, this thing would still haunt him. He woke him up in the middle of the night and asked him to catch mice. At that time, he didn't know how to cherish it. Now it's too late to agree to the request of the psycho ? !
……
Yu Zhou was wronged, who can climb to the top of a three-meter-high tree with bare hands!Not to mention letting him catch mice in the middle of the night!
Did he think he was crazy? !
In front of the blackboard, Lao Yao stared at the face-changing people in Sichuan Opera below, his radar-like eyes scanned clearly.
From the face full of horror at the beginning to frowning, it suddenly turned into gnashing of teeth in anger!
Suddenly a slow parabola was reflected in his pupils and hit him. Yu Zhou Zhou's expression turned serious, he instinctively raised his paw, and quickly wrapped the unknown object in his palm.
"Yu Zhou! What are you doing? If you don't listen in class, you know it all, right?"
The classroom was instantly silent, and more than 40 people all turned their heads to stare at him.
……
Yu Zhouzhou hadn't realized what he had done before, he met forty pairs of piercing big eyes with a swish, and froze on the spot while maintaining Ultraman's attacking posture.
"Come on, come up. Prove that the plane PAB is parallel to the plane EFG." Lao Yao stared at the cowardly boy like a quail with sharp eyes.
Yu Zhouzhou slowly withdrew his hand holding the chalk head, blushing climbed up to the tips of his ears, and the numb feeling at the tailbone became more and more intense. He could almost imagine his tail sticking to his school uniform pants, his buttocks were slightly bulging, and a bulge protruded. Xiaobao's awkward look.
At that time, the whole class will know that he has a bump on his butt!
The study committee member in front twisted his round face and softly reminded him which question the teacher was talking about.
Yu Zhouzhou blinked his eyes to express his gratitude, coughed softly, raised his blushing cheeks and said in a stuttering manner, "I'm sorry! Teacher, I don't know how to do this question. I really feel uncomfortable, can I go to the toilet first? "
The whole class burst into laughter, and Yu Zhou rushed out facing Lao Yao's murderous laser beam.
After trotting out of the classroom door, he went straight downstairs and turned left into the dormitory building.
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After locking the door safely, Yu Zhouzhou, sweating profusely, first found out the remote control to turn on the air conditioner, took off his shoes, and solemnly took out the Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid ointment he had bought in advance. Numb tailbone, - hissing;
"Hmph! You little cats, you won't be reconciled if you don't suffer a little bit. Ma Yinglong's stuff doesn't work. You have growing pains. You'll be fine when you grow your tail."
A sudden voice rang in my ears, Yu Zhouzhou was kneeling on the cool tiles in the bathroom, his delicate knees were a little red, his eyes burst out with a strong desire to survive, and he said weakly, "Is there anything wrong?" How can I keep my tail from growing?"
At this time, the numbness had spread to his limbs, and he couldn't even stand up.
"Tsk, how can a cat not have a tail? Didn't I tell you before - I signed an agreement with your ancestors, and I am obliged to help every cute kitten living in the world through the growth period-"
"The excruciating pain is suppressable."
"Drip - A suitable task object has been detected and has been bound. Now please perform the third task: shake hands with your new roommate."
roommate? !
Didn't you say that your roommate won't come to make up lessons?
Yu Zhouzhou looked down at his posture, remembering that the bathroom door was unlocked, fine sweat covered his forehead densely, he pulled up his trousers that fell at the bend of his legs, and cursed in a low voice.
This is definitely his most humiliating moment!
Shen Yanhua opened the trunk and picked up the black suitcase with one hand, and once again rejected the proposal from the General Administration of Monsters to let him go to Spirit High School.
How can he have so much money!
These authorities are crazy about making money.
The sound of reading aloud is more real in the unique quietness of summer, and returning to campus made him relax a little.
A trace of darkness flickered across Shen Yanhua's eyes, and the fingers holding the handle of the suitcase turned white. He passed the teaching buildings expressionlessly, turned left and entered the dormitory.
The silvery key was inserted into the keyhole.
"click"
Yu Zhou wiped his wet hair, and just put on his clothes when he heard the rustling outside, thinking of the third mission of the little ancestor, he pursed his flushed lips, walked towards the door, and just turned the corners of his mouth stand up;
The closed door suddenly opened, almost touching the tip of his nose.
Dongsheng's sunlight fell on the new roommate, outlining a tall and straight figure. Although it was the same school uniform, he had the aura of a supermodel when he put it on. His features are picturesque, clear and handsome, very good-looking.
"Are you new here?"
The new roommate stood coldly outside the door, frowning, and his tone was a bit dull.
Yu Zhouzhou's almond-shaped eyes were crooked, the corners of his mouth were raised halfway, and he suddenly froze. His eyes widened and he stared at the person opposite. The new roommate was nearly 1.9 meters tall, and his eyes fell on his hand holding the suitcase tow bar. The black metal texture handle It is held by slender and soft hands, with slender knuckles, white as jade shoots, with a distinct color difference.
This guy doesn't look easy to mess with ==
"Yes, I'm a new transfer student, and the head teacher told me to study hard with you."
Shen Yanhua felt a little strange, it was the first time he met a little guy who dared to share a dorm with him in this school for two years.
When I was in a high school attached to a high school, because I first came to human society, I didn't understand the rules and scared away several groups of people.
Because his grades have won the first place for three or four years in a row, he has always been alone in a dormitory.
He glanced at the curls on the top of his new roommate's head, and from the corner of his vision, he could just see drops of water dripping down the hair tips onto the clear and fair collarbone of the young man, soaking his collar.
A large piece of white dazzled him a little.
Inexplicably, a shuddering sweet smell poured into his nostrils, Shen Yanhua restrainedly licked his slightly itchy tiger teeth, and swallowed.
He suddenly remembered that he hadn't gone to the Monster Headquarters to buy a blood bag this month.
The sweet smell diffuses in the air, constantly stimulating the secretion of salivary glands.
Shen Yanhua stared uncontrollably at the smiling face of the person in front of him.
The quicksand of time seemed to freeze for a second, and Yu Zhou swallowed the tension that kept surging up in his heart, looking at his new roommate who was staring at him arrogantly.
There was another tingling pain in the tailbone as if it was revived, and the wet electric current rushed to the forehead, as if to remind him.
He bit his lower lip subconsciously, and touched the jade white hand on the suitcase, which was slippery and a little cold.
"Let me help you carry the suitcase in!"
The soft fingertips held Shen Yanhua's relentless hand with coolness, and even grabbed it, rubbing against his palm, like a traveler walking under the fierce sunlight suddenly gust of cool wind blowing head-on, with refreshing vapor.
Shen Yanhua woke up suddenly, suppressed the eagerness to move in his heart, turned his eyes away, took a step back, gently pushed his hand away, and refused.
"You can't lift it."
The author says:
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The greedy and beautiful little koi is attacked by X's paranoia and infatuation;
Jiangcheng is near the sea, and Zhou Fang liked to feed the fish when he came to the lake to endorse.
He likes the golden koi the most. The round eyes are cute and smart, and the eyelid creases are a little bright red, which adds to the beauty.
Then one day he met a wet teenager at the entrance of the cafeteria, his skin was so white that it glowed, and there were two red moles at the corners of his eyes.
Zhou Fang's heart that had been silent for many years beat a little.
He took him back to the single dormitory to dry his hair, took him to the cafeteria to eat, and followed him for two full years.
Like possessed.
Knowing that he was not human, he still had that kind of obsession. Later, it rained in Jiangcheng, and he took him home.
Yu Qiuyuan was originally a koi carp that was born and raised in Jiangda's Sanjiang Lake. Every day on the small arch bridge, there are pairs of small people praying to him and feeding them delicious food.
Later, when he grew his legs, he was no longer content to eat fish food.
Although it can only be used for two days a month, it doesn't matter.He has legs.
Two years later, there was a heavy rain in Jiangcheng. The Sanjianghu campus was low-lying, and the lake and the road were connected together.
The fish in the pond swam out one after another, after a moment of hesitation, Yu Qiuyuan followed behind the big team with a wag.
Halfway through the swim, the rain stopped and everyone swam back.
But because Yu Qiuyuan was too fat and fell far behind the team, someone grabbed his tail fin and threw him into a plastic bag filled with water.
The tail fin kept swinging, splashing water.
Round eyes staring at the man who pinched him, sword eyebrows staring eyes, red lips and bright teeth, he is actually a kind person who takes him to the cafeteria every day for dinner!
Yu Qiuyuan was moved: Hey woo woo!Good-hearted man, he came to save me!