Reject The System A Thousand Times And Start A Perfect Life

Chapter 146: The Fart Shakes The Clouds

"What did he tell you?"

Wang Yue said curiously.

Qiao Zixuan frowned and thought for a while and said, "It's probably just saying something like getting to know a beautiful woman."

"Too earthy."

Wang Yue couldn't help complaining.

"Oh?"

Qiao Zixuan said with a smile: "Then what if it were classmate Da Yueyue? How would you strike up a conversation with me?"

"I'll do it in one step."

Wang Yue said seriously.

"How to do it in one step?"

Qiao Zixuan asked curiously.

"Beauty, are you going to be buried together?"

"Pfft..."

Qiao Zixuan was amused.

And the boy who just struck up a conversation saw Qiao Zixuan smiling so happily, and his body parted with jealousy.

Why do pretty girls belong to other people? Don't you deserve to be so good?

Soon, it will start to check and enter the examination room.

The short-sleeved shorts Wang Yue wore today were pure cotton without any metal, so the scanner didn't ring at all.

Although the school has repeatedly mentioned this situation, there are still students who have frequent occurrences.

There have been several incidents in Wang Yue's examination room.

Some people because the belt is tied, the metal buckle will make a beeping sound.

Some people are because of wearing a metal necklace.

Some are even because of the metal ornaments inlaid on the clothes.

In addition, in order to ensure the fairness of the college entrance examination, only transparent pencil cases and water glasses are allowed in the examination room.

After Wang Yue entered the examination room, he saw a 360-degree camera with no dead angle installed in the classroom, which was prepared to prevent cheating.

After Wang Yue took her seat, she and Qiao Zixuan looked at each other from a distance, just like Cowherd and Weaver Girl, separated by a Milky Way.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and both said cheers with their lips.

The boy who hit on Qiao Zixuan was sitting behind Qiao Zixuan, and when he saw the two of them making eye contact, he felt like ants were crawling all over his body.

"Beauty."

The boy yelled softly.

"Ok?"

Qiao Zixuan turned her head.

"Well, are your grades good?"

The boy said with a smile.

"It's okay, what's the matter?"

Qiao Zixuan said strangely.

"At that moment, can you copy the answers to the fill-in-the-blank questions and the multiple-choice questions for me? How about treating you to dinner after it's done?"

The boy said with a self-confident smile.

"Sorry, you're cheating, I can't help you."

Qiao Zixuan frowned and said.

She really can't understand this kind of people who want to take shortcuts. They are used to copying exams, and they want to use this method in the college entrance examination. If they are caught, it will be too late to cry.

The boy who was rejected slandered: "What kind of pretense are you pretending to be? You don't know how coquettish you are in front of your boyfriend? Copying your two questions is so stingy, and you don't know what it means to help others."

The boy asked the people around him for help.

But people don't bother to talk to him at all.

No one knows anyone, so why take risks for you?

Just for a meal? But no one in their right mind would do that.

And Wang Yue also encountered a similar situation.

Sitting obliquely behind him is a girl.

She frantically made a "puchipuchi" sound in her mouth.

After Wang Yue turned her head, she immediately smiled and said, "Handsome guy, how are your grades?"

"Difference."

Wang Yue said lightly.

This girl is quite pretty.

Wang Yue also sat in this position during the college entrance examination in her previous life, and there was also this girl at that time.

The girl asked him how his grades were, and Wang Yue said it was okay.

Then the girl's eyes lit up, and she copied what she said, and invited Wang Yue to dinner alone after the exam.

At that time, Wang Yue was so stupid, I really believed it.

At the risk of pushing the test paper to the edge of the desk, let the girl copy some multiple choice questions and the like.

But after the exam was over, he disappeared.

Have a meal? Ghosts will have dinner with you.

This time Wang Yue made a decisive mistake.

"Oh, handsome guy, I know people from your No. 2 Middle School. They all said that your grades are not good enough. You will copy it for me later. I will treat you to dinner after the exam."

The girl said with a wink.

"No thanks, please take the exam seriously yourself."

After Wang Yue finished speaking, she turned her head.

Seeing Wang Yue rejecting herself, the girl's face showed dissatisfaction.

What do you want to pull, isn't it just to get better grades?

After all the candidates were seated, the invigilator walked in with a thick leather document bag.

First, the exam rules were preached, and then there was a long wait.

Finally, the exam is about to begin.

The invigilator distributed the test papers.

After Wang Yue got the test paper, she smelled a strong smell of ink, which was very fragrant.

Then he started to look at the questions.

After a quick scan, there is nothing wrong with it.

The bell rang and the exam officially started.

Then the classroom was quiet, only the sound of students writing.

For Wang Yue, the difficulty of these questions is almost equal to no, and he wrote down like a bamboo shoot.

In less than 40 minutes, all the questions except the composition questions were completed.

With one hour and 50 minutes left, Wang Yue fell into deep thought when she saw the composition topic.

"There is always an expectation".

800 words are required, and the genre is not limited, except poetry.

Seeing this topic, Wang Yue is still a little impressed.

I just remember that he published a lot of zero-point essays back then, which made him laugh and cry.

In fact, no matter what the essay questions are, there will be zero-score essays every year. Zero-score essays are actually better than full-score essays.

But to be honest, this topic is not difficult.

The idea is obvious, and usually it doesn't digress.

But it is still difficult to write a high-scoring composition.

Wang Yue thought for a while, mainly thinking about where to start.

"puff…"

At this moment, the sound of farting came from next to Wang Yue, and it was loud.

Wang Yue heard the sound and looked over.

A boy blushed from holding back, but the fart just couldn't stop.

"puff…"

Let it go again.

In this silent environment, this fart is very obvious.

The boy's face turned even redder.

Countless eyes in the classroom looked over.

The boy sitting behind him turned green.

This fart is not only loud, but also smelly, Wang Yue is not far away, and smells a smell.

how to say?

Spiced hot and sour fart, exciting.

Fortunately, a gust of wind blew in and blew away the smell.

It's just that the wind is blowing backwards, and it's all blowing to the boy behind.

"I'm sorry, I may have spoiled my stomach."

The farting boy lowered his head and said.

"Continue with the exam."

The invigilator said with a straight face.

After that, the farting sound didn't stop.

It's like a machine gun.

Comparable to biological weapons.

The boy sitting behind the farter was in a daze, until finally his eyes lost their luster.

Wang Yue couldn't take it anymore, so she finished the composition quickly.

"Teacher, hand in the paper!"