radiothebook Chapter 38
Chapter 38
All the little disciples listened to the class contentedly, and even felt that the meaning was still unfinished...
Xiao Zaizai was also delighted to hear it, and he, who was very good at applauding, opened his mouth in surprise for a while, and covered his mouth with two fat claws in disbelief for a while!
Zhenjun Kunyue's spiritual sense glanced at Xiao Zai Zai from time to time, and seeing such professional praise, he was really satisfied and very proud!
Niu Erha, who was squatting next to Xiao Zai Zai, was full of confusion. Why did the master's eyes look so meaningful from time to time?
Could it be that Niu's scheme has been discovered again?
Xiao Zai Zai Zai Zai: I don’t know what race Niu Erha belongs to, whether he needs to give birth to Zidan...
After thinking for a while, Xiao Zai Zai decided to be prepared. He was not worried that Niu Erha would find a same-sex relationship.
He simply felt that Niu Erha would most likely spend his whole life indulging in love and freedom, forgetting that there is such a thing as falling in love...
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After class, Xiao Zai Zai met with Chu Huai and other friends to leave.
At this moment, a roll call is needed, and the friends include: Chu Huai, the academic god who pretends to be a criminal, Duan Dinghe, a stinky and boring man, and Ali, who is socially awkward.
Why are there no Huang Feifei and Xiao Xuanyi?
The answer is: Huang Feifei was left behind by Zhenjun Kunyue!
The title is: Take the lead in disrupting classroom order!
Undoubtedly, Liu Hang was also left behind, after all, he was the most realistic one who took the lead.
Huang Fei jumped up and down equally happily, but he never expected to lose!
Huang Feifei, who accepted the punishment, did not have the awe-inspiring righteousness of "you go first, and I will be the queen". He thought very bachelorly:
"What a bad luck! I have to stay with my buddy who has the best relationship with me to share the burden!"
Xiao Xuanyi, who was "overwhelmed by Mount Tai" and unable to move, stretched out his trembling Erkang hands to his friends...
After looking at "Taishan" Huang Feifei with great interest, Chu Huai smiled and said to Xiao Xuanyi: "Although we are friends, I will definitely help you when you encounter problems, but before helping, please let me laugh all night !"
Struggling to death, Xiao Xuanyi silently withdrew Erkang's hand.
Ari, a socially transparent person, interjected at the right time: "Brother Chuhuai, you can't laugh all night at all. Last time you carried Niu Erha every day, you only laughed for an hour."
Feeling that he was demolished, Chu Huai, who had lost face a little, jumped up regardless of his image, and knocked... Ah Li's head with a folding fan!
Not far away, Niu Erha lit up a pair of thieves' eyes and stared at their direction, like a paparazzi who is about to pick out a big deal!
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Xiao Zaizai had to confront Niu Erha again, but this time Niu Erha was not pretending to be paralyzed and asked the "old father" to carry him home himself.
It's Niu Erha who wants to show off his heroism and go home with his master on his back!
It changed from squatting to standing, shook the long fur on its body, and after showing off its figure and fur, it howled a foreign language at the cub: "Wow!"
Xiao Zaizai looked at Niu Erha suspiciously, and asked tentatively, "Did you do something wrong again?"
"If the house is demolished, you will cry!"
"If you tear down the furniture, you'll make a noise!"
Niu Erha half turned around and ignored him.
It's so ignorant!The net makes the cow angry!
After Xiao Zai Zai repeated several times, the impatient Niu Erha straightened up his upper body, kicked his hind legs, and jumped onto Xiao Zai Zai's back.
As soon as the two front paws closed, they perfectly encircled the little boy's neck, and his big head tilted, leaning against the side of the little boy's neck...
Loved it, don't ask anymore, let you recite it!
Still the same sentence, this year's master is really hard to serve!
The little cub who was hit by the strong force remained motionless, and even deliberately grabbed a handful of Niu Erha's hind legs, but his arms were too short, so he was powerless...
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When Xiao Zai Zai and his party walked to the outskirts of the forest, they saw another group of people at a distance.
The leader was the senior brother who led them into the Luansheng Forest, and the female cultivator beside him looked very familiar, but Xiao Zai Zai couldn't remember anything for a while.
The female cultivator was crying, and complained to the leading senior brother: "How can brother do this... woo woo woo..."
"I thought I swam into my brother's fish pond, but I didn't expect my brother to be a sea king..."
Even though the familiar female nun complained every word, Xiao Zai Zai could still tell that she was making thunder and not rain.
While Xiao Zai Zai was happily eating melons, Niu Erha on his back started kicking his hind legs, not only that, but also rubbed his big head against his cheek.
Xiao Zai Zai tilted his head to look, but his eyes were still on the "gossip scene".
then……
Xiao Zai Zai heard it, although it was small, it was a melodious sound.
He glanced helplessly at Niu Erha, and turned on the summoning tool - the system card translator.
Father Tong wants to establish an elite character set, so naturally he won't collapse here. Before Xiao Zai Zai summoned him, he had already prepared enough plug-ins.
The system proudly said: "According to the sound wave analysis, the sentence just now is: I don't accept it, I don't accept it, he doesn't even know what a pervert is if I don't kiss him twice!"
After listening to the translation, Xiao Zai Zai compared the foreign language just now in his heart, not to mention, the tone was really vivid!
Isn't this the female cultivator who made a wish to the "divine beast" when she first met Niu Erha?
The little rabbit is in the team group.
Blue Mountain Shadowless Rabbit (Chu Huai): Popularize new knowledge! "Brother" - a noun in the fan circle;
The leading senior is named Yu Ji, and his fans call themselves Xiaoyu...
Little Rabbit with Long Ears (Long Aotian): Upstairs!
Ahri, who was smacked by popular science, continued to be confused, while Duan Dinghe thought to himself: I don't know whose wall Chu Huai is, but I know so well.
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The little cub, who was being kicked continuously by Niu Erha, finally got what it meant.
This Niu Erha is actually asking him to rescue the former "believers"!
Cub Zai: ...
Xiao Zai Zai silently put down the burden Niu Erha, and walked towards the two of them slowly.
Yu Ji and the unknown female nun looked at him together.
Xiao Zai Zai first said to Yu Ji: "Hi King Hai, I have a Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara here, do you want to know more about it?"
The sentence pattern is exactly the same as that of Neptune!
Then he said to the female cultivator: "I have a friend of a friend, I think he and you must be able to chat very well, if you don't dislike him for being young, I think you can get in touch..."
Learn how others are angry and resist, and bravely open the harem.
In short: Do you want to know more about the blackening package?
Xiao Zai Zai thought that Yu Ji would smile at him, and the female cultivator might accept the contact information with a big grin. Of course, how to deal with it afterwards is their business.
However, things turned out a little strangely.
First, Yu Ji lowered his eyelids slowly (cub, short) and said: "Can you give me that, the contact information of the other person you mentioned? I think we can also chat..."
Just when Xiao Zai Zai stared round his eyes in surprise, the escaped female cultivator who thought she was daring to pursue stars or love turned out to have red circles.
Xiao Zai Zai: No, no, you haven’t been like this for a long time just now!I am afraid!
The female cultivator gradually sobbed, and the terrified Yu Ji took a step back.
Xiao Zai Zai also wanted to retreat, but Niu Erha's eyesight was extremely sharp, and he abruptly stopped the "old father" from retreating.
Seeing the little boy still standing there, raising his head and looking at him with clear eyes, the female cultivator squatted down and muttered, "Well, I'm a little sad, I always fail, even children can understand Is it? It's terrible..."
A pair of eyes, so smart that it seems to be able to understand everything, and so clear that it seems to be able to reflect your own shadow...
If Xiao Zai Zai knew what she was thinking, he would definitely say: Again, ignorant eyes are so empty...
Xiao Zaizai, who didn't know her mental activities, took out his handkerchief, handed it to her, and tried to put on a serious face and said: "Have you ever thought about it, if no one has ever confessed to you, it shows a problem, you Has always been a duck that has been secretly in love with!"
The little delicate dumpling had a pretty face, and said gentle words in a disguised form.
A warm current surged in Lingyi's heart, the feeling of being cared for has been a long time coming...
Xiao Zai Zai, who doesn't know what the female cultivator is thinking, seems a little moved when he sees the person holding the delicate handkerchief?Are you going to cry again?
The next moment, female cultivator Lingyi raised her hand, as if to wipe the corners of her eyes.
Xiao Zaizai hesitated to speak, but looked at his little handkerchief, and said with difficulty: "Well, your face is quite big, you know that?"
Female cultivator: Instant face change.jpg
Xiao Zai Zai quickly explained: "I mean, compared to the handkerchief, your face is really big..."
Female cultivator: His face is getting more and more stinky.jpg
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After struggling a bit, Xiao Zai Zai still took back his handkerchief, but it was forced back, and his eyes were rubbed hard.
Cub Cub: Spread Your Hands.jpg
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Xiao Zai Zai, who returned to the bamboo building, received a summons before he had a short rest.
Xiao Zaizai, who received the courier for the first time, thanked the courier monk very politely, and happily took the courier box home.
Niu Erha enthusiastically watched the unpacking of the express delivery, and said that he could help.
Xiao Zai Zai: ten moves but refuse!
After unpacking and seeing four bottles of pills, Xiao Zaizai fell into confusion. Didn't he only order one bottle of pills? How could there be four bottles?
He took out the communication jade slip to flip through the order records, and asked the system, "Tong, do you know what's going on?"
The system made a sound at the right time: "Ding, after scanning, this elixir is Beast Rong Pill, not Spirit Beast Raising Mao Dan."
Xiao Zai Zai tilted his head in confusion: "It sounds very advanced?"
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The spiritual net of the cultivation world is not a place outside the law, on the contrary, it is supervised by the same degree of heaven.
Every store opened on Lingwang, although it can display a slightly exaggerated slogan, the content of the store's promise is very convincing.
Every promise is like the shopkeeper swearing to the sky.
The oaths in the realm of comprehension are executed at a particularly high rate!Every year, many monks fail to fulfill their vows because they have boasted too much or for other reasons, and they are struck by lightning and dodge everywhere...
This shows how important the store commitment is.
For customers, they may walk into this store because of the advertisement, but it is the promise of the store that ultimately decides whether to take out the Lingshi...
Therefore, when Xiao Zaizai saw the elixir named "Beast Rong Pill" in his hand, his first reaction was definitely not to suspect that the shopkeeper was selling fake products, but to accidentally send the wrong product.
Without hesitation, he directly took out the communication jade slip to contact the shop owner.
Eight Views Palace - Long Aotian: "Is the owner there? It must be the wrong product. The pill I received today looks like this, picture.jpg; this is the order I placed, screenshot.jpg."
Fake one pays three, credit guarantee: "Fellow Daoist Qingqing, I didn't send the wrong product."
Palace of Eight Views-Long Aotian: "Don't bully me, I haven't eaten the medicine of spirit beasts, squint your eyes and threaten.jpg"
Fake one pays three, credit guarantee: "shivering.jpg"
Fake one pays three, credit guarantee: "The owner of this store and all employees bow and apologize together.jpg"
Palace of Eight Views - Long Aotian: "No, it's not enough, I'm just returning the product, at worst I'll still buy it at your house..."
Fake one pays three, credit guarantee: "Qingqing, I don't recommend you to do this here. After all, how many times have you returned and exchanged the goods, all you have received is this kind of elixir, young lady smiling face.jpg"
Palace of Eight Views - Long Aotian: "Furious.jpg, explain!"
Fake one pays three, credit guarantee: "I can't hold it anymore! Can't you see it! Ah! Can't you see it! How many times have you posted it! Fellow Daoist, are you blind! Ah! Are you illiterate? !ah!"
Fake one pays three, credit guarantee: "Send it again! Did you see it! Fake, one, compensation, three! Letter, reputation, guarantee, certificate! Mmp! Did you see it!"
Xiao Zai Zai was stunned on the spot...
He looked down at the four bottles of Beast Rong Dan in his hand, then at the bottle of Spirit Beast Raising Mao Dan on the screenshot of the order, and finally turned his head and asked the system with trembling shoulders: "Tong, so which one is more valuable?"
The author has something to say: La la la, updated, I want to spoil the old readers, everyone, please forgive me for the late update due to the clip.
I would like to express my gratitude to the new readers again, everyone, please read the article, and I will pat my chest without cooing.
Yes, according to the regulations, I need to start setting up anti-theft,
I went to the backstage specifically and found that there is a cutie who skips the order. In order for everyone to see chapter v, I will set the minimum level.
The next chapter will be anti-theft, thanks to everyone’s support along the way
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