radiothebook Chapter 46 Report!Cats gather...
Chapter 46 Report!Cats gather...
Tangquan spits out beautiful mirrors, and the white water flies with rainbows to bring rain.
In a hot spring in Maoer Secret Realm, through the dense mist, you can see a "beautiful scenery".
In the hot spring water surrounded by milky white chalcedony stones, a group of cats and a person were lying on their backs.
The heads of the cats are resting on the translucent chalcedony surface, the two forelimbs are used as pillows behind the head, and the two hind legs are sinking and floating in the hot spring water.
Most of them have their eyes closed, and they purr in enjoyment from their throats. What's even more strange is that each cat has a white towel soaked in hot spring water on its forehead...
The cats change their movements from time to time, raising their legs for a while to reveal the short hair on the abdomen, and raising a hind leg to scratch the back of the ears for a while, revealing more hidden parts...
There is even a clever cat, who uses two hind legs soaked in hot springs to clamp a stone. As for the reason, there is no other, Buoy!
Elegant cats are never willing to act like "floating corpses"!
Clever cats will always find a solution!
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In this rare afternoon, the cats and cats who have worked hard for a long time finally got the hospitality of the secret place - Dabao/Jian!
That's right!It is the big health care/health carried out in the hot spring!
Specific items include: hot spring water massage (bath), hot spring water spa (bath) and hot spring water massage (or bath)!
Service staff: Myself...
Although the secret realm was "poorly entertained", the cats were also very satisfied.
You know, this hot spring water is a liquid made of rich aura!
The stones surrounded by this hot spring are chalcedony that takes thousands of years to form.
The formation under the hot spring is the Jiugongxian formation that has been lost in the cultivation world!
After the whole "package package" is finished, the young disciples in the hot spring can not only absorb spiritual power, but also quickly absorb spiritual energy under the blessing of the formation!
Not only that, the aura in the hot spring is extremely pure and does not need to be tempered repeatedly;
The "digestion aid" ability of the array is extremely strong, which can ensure the continuity;
Chalcedony helps to lay a solid foundation and prevent the foundation from being unstable due to too fast promotion.
It can be said that this hot spring is simply an excellent weapon for quick upgrades and no future troubles!
Looking from a distance, in this hot spring, a light flashed for a while, and a light flashed for a while!Sometimes there are several lights of different colors lit up at the same time...
This is - the little disciples turned into cats are upgrading...
Fat Tuantuan Meow Xiao Zai Zai covered his head with a towel, his eyes were slightly closed, and the red light on his body came on every once in a while.
The cats around Shan couldn't help but move a little further away from him.
Cats: Bah!Big red light!
Little Black Cat: I'm not targeting anyone, I mean the group of people above, no, it's a group of cats!Totally jealous!
Is that a big red light?That is obviously my "plop plop" careful heart!
Taking advantage of the opportunity when all the cats and cats were dodging, the little black cat "snipped in" and happily lay on its back beside Fat Tuan Tuan Miao.
Fat Tuantuan opened one eye, grunted, and said:
"It's too ugly, stay away from the beauty, okay?"
Cats cherish the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of a "hot spring" very much, regardless of whether they are afraid of water or not, they are all soaked anyway.
As a result, the beauty level of the drenched cats has dropped to the bottom of the valley, and the well-proportioned figure is not lost at this time, and the originally gorgeous fur is also messy at this time...
Therefore, it's no wonder that Pang Tuan Tuan Miao dislikes the little black cat.
The little black cat was originally a short-haired cat, and it was still very thin. At this time, it looks like a little mouse when it is wet/body, which does not meet the aesthetics of a chubby cat at all.
In fact, Pang Tuan Tuan Miao's body is also wet, but Pang Tuan Tuan Miao firmly believes: Long Aotian is the beauty of the prosperous age!
If there is a neon light on the top of the head at this time, there is background music behind it, and it is cat-like, it may even step on the rockery, "moving and hitting" to the cats and cats in the hot spring, shouting loudly:
Let me hear it!Whoever calls the beauty gets me the most! !
Fat Tuantuan: That's how confident I am!proud face.jpg
Faced with such a scene, will the little black cat compromise?
If he used to be, maybe he would, but now it won't!
A good cub can become a "little villain" cat, he just follows his heart, so it doesn't matter if he is a bit willful.
Thinking like this, the little black cat moved closer to Fat Tuan Tuan Miao, and said in a very sincere tone:
"I suspect that the pretty cat is not fat, but I have no proof, so can I come and touch it?"
Fat Tuantuan Meow: ...
Fat Tuantuan Miao didn't speak, but just worked hard to straighten his stomach, trying to poke out a piece of abdominal muscle, and then, the red light on his body flashed even faster...
The system continues to broadcast:
Ding, the host has reached the fourth level of Qi training!
Ding, the host has reached the fifth level of Qi training!
……
Ding, the host has reached the eighth level of Qi training!
alarm!alarm!Please pay attention to the fat group, please pay attention to the fat group!Upgrade your body again!It won't be long before foundation building begins!
Young/body no!suitable!combine!build!base!
Fat Tuantuan Meow: Dangerously squinting his eyes.jpg
It lowered its tone and said:
"You... called... me... what?"
System: Make the "milk hiccup" sound of the little cub...
"Zai Zai, although this matter is a bit heart-wrenching, you have to accept it. You, now, are indeed a bit fat..."
"In terms of body shape, it's not too much to call you a fat ball, right?"
Fat Tuantuan Meow: Excessive!unacceptable!
As for body type...
Fat Tuantuan: "I'm not, I don't, it's not me, it's all the cat's fault!"
System: Helplessly Spread Your Hands.jpg
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In this scene of "a group of cats having a meeting", there is a figure that stands out...
Not only because he is human, but also because he looks really pitiful.
A face was red and purple, and a little swollen.
He is the little fat man Huang Feifei. At this young age, he has endured pain that does not belong to this age!
He who was originally "white and fat", only "plump" is left, and there is no "white" in his face.
Even if he poured spiritual power into his body and upgraded his cultivation base, the scars on his face did not disappear, which is simply a tragedy in the world.
When Huang Feifei arrived here with Liu Hai'er Mao Liuhang, he was delighted at the rich spiritual power here, but after seeing more and more cats, he gradually fell into silence.
Huang Feifei: Beating one's chest and stomping one's feet.jpg
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Why, why everyone turned into a cat, except me!
besides!Why does everyone, no, all cats, look normal, but me, covered in bruises!just me……
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In fact, after watching Huang Feifei's tragic experience throughout, all the bosses were also extremely surprised!
Relying on the fact that he lived long enough even in the cultivation world, the famous Longevity Venerable stroked his beard and said: "This is really a scene that has not been encountered in thousands of years."
The big guy next to him echoed: "It's strange! How could such an accident happen in this cat's secret realm? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be."
A well-informed man added:
"In fact, there are, but they rarely appear. I have seen similar records in a jade slip, but only twice. The time between the two times is about thousands of years..."
All the bosses were a little surprised. Later, someone asked whose disciple this was, and someone pointed to the suzerain of the Bajing Palace.
Sensing countless gazes on him, even a cheeky master like Bajing Palace couldn't help but want to shake.
Of course it's not because I'm afraid, the main thing is that I get goosebumps...
Behind the suzerain of the Bajing Palace, an elder of the Law Enforcement Hall stood up, saluted the suzerain first, and then replied: "This disciple was punished to prune a bunch of money vines a few days ago..."
The elder of the Law Enforcement Hall was so lucky that he didn't say the words "cut bangs"...
All the bigwigs with great powers naturally heard his explanation, and he didn't deliberately transmit the sound alone, just because he didn't mind others knowing what he meant.
The explanation is heard, but the feelings of the bosses are not very consistent.
Some were thinking: The vines with luck and spirituality are willing to be handed over to young disciples to prune them. The Bajing Palace is really rich, so sour...
Others thought: How many old leaves of the vine have been cut by this little disciple? It was so unlucky that even entering the secret realm triggered a new category.
Maybe, the secret realm despises him, so disgusted that he created a special category?
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Although all the bosses have different ideas, there is one thing that is unified, that is—this little disciple, what a bad luck!
Above, more than 80% of the masters from the cultivation world have certified at the same time!
It should be added that its effect is far greater than the death notice stamped by the suzerain of Bajing Palace!
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How unlucky has that little fatty Huang Feifei been since he entered the secret realm?
If it is summed up in one sentence, it is still easy, that is - "chased" by dogs!
If you want to explain the situation in detail, it will be more complicated...
First of all, as a certain boss guessed, Huang Feifei did prune a lot of old leaves of the vine, and he was really unlucky...
The Maoer Secret Realm really did as the boss assumed, and it undoubtedly classified him into another category, and he was the only one in this category!
As the name suggests, the cat's secret realm, its protagonist is Maomao, as another type of Huang Feifei, it is divided into the dog party...
However, unlucky things happened one after another, and Huang Feifei, who was supposed to be a dog party and was naturally blessed with a dog's favorability, was also disgusted by the dog-Yun Bei!
For various reasons, Huang Feifei was chased and intercepted by all the dogs.
These include:
He ran thousands of miles just for the stray big yellow dog that bit him—it is said that this dog was once abandoned by Huang Feifei.
I was having a good time, and when I saw him passing by, I would bark at the domestic dog for a while - it is said that this dog was once played a prank by Huang Feifei.
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Huang Feifei: God damn it!What the hell kind of plot is this!I have never had a dog!woo woo woo...
Huang Feifei shed miserable and humble tears.
The reason why he was able to reach the hot spring was all thanks to the help of Liu Haier, Mao Liuhang.
In the cat's secret realm, every cat is like a walking lucky buff. With the blessing of luck, the cats will go smoothly and get the gift that the secret realm has prepared for them.
Cat's Mystery: The character of a kind grandfather who loves to give gifts, stays still!Stand firm!
Obviously, all Huang Feifei's luck was used to meet Liu Hangmeow...
Thanks to this encounter, he was not so miserable that he couldn't even reach the hot spring.
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In the hot spring pool, Huang Feifei suddenly absorbed a large amount of spiritual energy, and then silently glanced at the happy scene of the cats;
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In response to this incident, after careful reflection, I have summarized six points from my life and study as to why I was so unlucky:
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The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Chaoyang crowd: crooked, baaaah, I want to report!There are cats and cats gathering to smoke/drugs!
"Squeak—squeak—" the siren passed by...
Heh, it's actually gathering people for health care/health, no, it's gathering people to take a bath...
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Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: I will try to be happy today;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
180 bottles of Xueni; not serious... 16 bottles; Ping An Jing's first cub blowing., 3864678610 bottles; so I don't know which one to take, and I will change 2 bottles soon;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!