radiothebook Chapter 102 Cow
Chapter 102 Cow
How should I put it, if this creature is really a dragon, it would be too disillusioned, quite disillusioned; the barrage collapsed, quite disillusioned.
This creature named 'pig' was half a person tall, with a fat body, and its black mane was sparsely covered on the wrinkled skin, especially forming a thick line on its back.And its two nostrils are particularly eye-catching in front of the protruding nose, and the small eyes are particularly obscene under the fan-like ears, coupled with a snorting sound like a gasp, and an inexplicable fishy smell...
Whether it's visual effects, auditory effects, or taste, it's a disaster.
That's right, this is not the pink and tender 'Peppa', but the Chinese 'Bajie' - the authentic Chinese local black pig, although it grows slowly, but the meat is fresh and tender, but the appearance is slightly dull... Well, in fact, other The pigs are not much better, and only pet pigs can still look at them.
The barrage was hit hard:
[Although I checked the information, I probably know that pig is not a good word, but this...] [The previous one, where is pig a bad word? 】
【Would you be happy to call you 'dogs are inferior to pigs' and 'friends pigs and dogs'】
[Wait, what did Gouzi do wrong, why did he lie down and get shot again...] [Ahhh, why are dogs so cute and pigs so inexplicable, envious of people who belong to dogs] [We are dragons I want to cry, I was a worm before, but now I am a pig, what exactly is our genus]【I don’t believe it, I don’t listen!The little ancestor must be lying! 】
"Well, there is indeed a slight deviation." Lin Chu felt a little regretful. "The wild boar should have been restored, but it's a pity that no fossils could be found."
Wild boars are all nationally protected animals, and Lin Chu is not too sure about its habitat. He only knows that there are wild boars in the mountains, but it is too difficult to find.
Of course, the best ones to look for are of course white pigs, but their pink and tender appearance is far from that of wild boars, so Lin Chu can only choose black pigs as the second best choice. It's not much different from a wild boar...probably.
The barrage holds the last shred of hope:
[What does the wild boar look like? 】
[Just listening to the wild boar, it looks very wild when you hear it, it should be a little more mighty. 】Lin Chu tilted his head and recalled: "It's a bit stronger than a black pig, with longer hair and two fangs around its mouth. Of course, it's also a bit more fierce."
The barrage took a look at the black pig, and then followed Lin Chu's words for a while, and then they found out in despair that if it really looked like this, the wild boar seemed to be even uglier...
The barrage is a bit wronged, it's too different from the dragon in their hearts, it's too big!
How can a dragon be a pig qaq
"Why can't it be a pig?" Lin Chu picked up the hologram of the white jade and gestured, "Look at the head of this jade. Fangs, do you think it looks like a pig's head? Does it look like it!"
Xingmin fell silent. Although it was very inappropriate, it still looked a little like this...
"So, this jade is also called Jade Pig Dragon." Lin Chu picked up the black jade again, and became more and more excited as he talked, "Look at this again, it's called Hongshan Jade Dragon. Although it looks like a dragon, you can Seeing that its shape is in line with the Jade Pig Dragon, its protruding snout and flowing mane behind it are also the symbol of a pig!"
Xingmin is speechless, this beautification is too much... Slimming and beautifying are not so thin, hey!
Lin Chu raised his eyebrows: "Are you unconvinced? You still think I'm just talking hard."
Danmaku hesitated for a moment and shook his head, although they felt that it was a bit far-fetched to insist on being like a pig...
At first glance, Lin Chu saw that the barrage was duplicity, but he was not annoyed: "Indeed, but judging from the appearance, it is a little bit reluctant to say that it is a pig's head... But who made these two jade wares unearthed from the Hongshan site, but why are they red?" A large number of pig bones were also unearthed at the Shan site, which provides strong evidence for the argument that these two jade objects depict pigs."
The barrage in front of the screen was stunned for a while, but their emphasis was a bit strange: [Wait a minute, I don't understand, why are there pig bones? 】
【Yes, why do primitive people raise pigs...】
"Huh? Don't you know?" Lin Chu patted the black pig's head, causing it to grunt in dissatisfaction. "Pigs are for eating..."
Under the horrifying gaze of the barrage, Lin Chu added nostalgicly: "Pork is delicious."
……
Lin Chu almost caused a live broadcast accident.
After all, in the future world where even eating a melon requires screaming, eating a live pig is simply heinous.
Although this behavior is very normal on the earth, today is different from the past. The behavior of people on earth eating livestock can be compared to the future, which is similar to eating wild animals, and what they eat is still protected wild animals!
Fortunately, Lin Chu's brain turned quickly, and he asked them directly before the barrage raised a dispute: "Otherwise, what do you think primitive people eat and drink nutrient solution like us?"
The barrage froze for a moment, and Samsam realized, that's right, the past cannot be judged by the current standard.
Seeing that the barrage was reasonable, Lin Chu breathed a sigh of relief, but felt a little regretful that he might not be able to eat pork in the future.
"In short, if we only look at jade wares, the pig is indeed the predecessor of the dragon. The primitive people used the pig as a totem in production and labor, and constantly endowed the pig with divinity and spirituality, and finally evolved into a dragon. the dragon we now imagine.”
After an analysis, Xingmin couldn't find anything to refute. He could only look at the frustrated-looking black pig with aggrieved eyes, unable to speak.
Although...but... how can I not be reconciled to thinking of pigs as dragons like this!
There are bullet screens desperately looking for rebuttal points:
[But pigs and dragons are both animals in the Chinese zodiac, how can they be confused? 】Lin Chu said leisurely: "Who said that the dragon cannot coincide with the animals in the Chinese zodiac? The snake may also be the origin of the dragon's predecessor."
The audience's expression was a little cracked.
"Think about it, isn't the snake most like a dragon?" Lin Chu tilted his head, "Snakes are inherently mysterious, and coupled with their poison, they can easily arouse the worship of primitive people. Think about it. See, if a primitive man saw a giant python and a small snake, wouldn't it be easy to arouse their imagination that the dragon will grow bigger and smaller."
"Not to mention that some snakes have horns in their eyes, and there are four-legged snakes. It can be said that it really matches the legend of the dragon."
Indeed, this is much more convincing than the hypothesis that the dragon is a pig, that is, the star people who belong to the dragon have once again collided with other people's zodiac signs.
They have been completely Buddhist:
[Very well, now no matter what hypothesis the little ancestor puts forward, I will not be excited anymore] [Yes, there is nothing more unreliable than a pig]
【Nothing can hit me anymore】
Oh, really?
Lin Chu smiled, he didn't say anything to these, he simply summoned a brand new creature.
Like the black pig, it is also mainly black, but if you look closely, it seems to have a bit of dark black; compared with the black pig, it is more than twice the size and has a strong body. Pigs still need a run-up to lift people up, so this creature can easily turn people over with its head-the reason why it can use the top of its head is because it has two bends on its head sharp corners.
However, although it looks extremely aggressive, its temper looks very gentle. Under Lin Chu's traction, it takes one step at a time like a grandfather. It is not like a black pig running in a hurry, let alone pulling it. Lin Chu was afraid that he would be knocked to the ground by this black pig.
Danmaku looked at the creature vigilantly, especially on its nose and snout for a long time.
It's all Lin Chu's fault. With the precedent of a pig, they now think that any creature with two big nostrils is a dragon!
But they looked at it for a long time, and felt that apart from the snout, this creature had nothing similar to a dragon, so it shouldn't be like them.
Lin Chu also had a bad taste, and waited for a long time to guess anxiously on the barrage before slowly revealing the answer: "Its name is Niu, to be precise, it should be called Chinese Buffalo."
That's right, its scientific name is so simple and clear, and the other name of 'Chinese buffalo' is more down-to-earth, it is called 'old buffalo', which sounds very friendly.
Of course, interstellar people can't feel this kind of feeling. It's good for them to remember what a "cow" is. Of course, the people who belong to the ox are the first to react.
[Aw, ow, this is my zodiac sign! 】
[Does the cow look like this?Well, forget it, better than a pig]
[What happened to the pig?Can you not step on a handful! 】
【I am more concerned, this cow is not really a dragon, right?】
[In front, you used the word 'also' so proficiently orz] [Tell me not to, we who belong to the dragon really can't afford to hurt...]
【Aren't you stupid? This is a 'nine-like theory'! 'Head like a cow' have you forgotten? 】With the reminder of this barrage, everyone suddenly realized that this is the case, so they can rest assured!
【What, it makes me suspicious】
[The little ancestor is also bad, scaring us to play]
【Hey, the faucet looks like this, I will draw it when I get back】
[Have you arrived at the 'Nine Like Talks' session yet? 】
【The one in front, why are you crying?】
【Because it means that the live show is coming to an end】
【what……】
Lin Chu saw that the barrage discussion was almost done, so he said slowly, "That's right, this is indeed the 'Jiu Si Shuo' session. According to Jiu Si, the dragon head is based on the bull's head."
Seeing what Lin Chu said, the barrage was also relieved, and it was impossible for the dragon to look like this.
However, Lin Chu suddenly came to a turning point: "But, the cow may indeed be the prototype of the dragon."
Hearing this, the Star People calmly looked at the bull on the side, and this big guy also turned his head to look at the audience leisurely, and the huge bull's eyes looked innocently at everyone.
Just now, the barrage that calmly said that he would not get excited still collapsed.
Little ancestor, tell me clearly, how does it look like a dragon!
The author has something to say: In fact, the origin of pigs is quite reasonable. You can take a look at Hongshan Yulong and Jade Pig Dragon. They really look like both pigs and dragons.
感谢在2020-10-1400:20:28~2020-10-1422:36:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: A Qingqing, 1 bottle of Muli;
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