radiothebook Chapter 497 I'm Not That Kind of Person
Chapter 497 I'm Not That Kind of Person
Chapter 497 I'm Not That Kind of Person
Gu Wanli felt a pinprick-like pain in his thigh. When he turned his head to look at his wife, a voice like an announcer came from the stereo:
"This program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Great Wall Motors. People over the age of 40 are not recommended to watch it. If necessary, please enjoy it accompanied by the post-00s..."
Gu Wanli was startled, and after suddenly realizing it, he quietly wiped his sweat, how embarrassing it was!
At this time, the WARNING screen gradually dissolved, and the curtain went black, and the iconic voice of the famous comedian teacher Dan Dan came out: "Attention, attention, a large wave of strange flowers is coming in groups..."
After the opening scene was played, Gu Wanli saw that Li Fan was looking at him with a smile that was not a smile, and said, "This is a good beginning, uh... I mean, it's very innovative to have Mr. Dandan dubbing, ha, ha ha."
After Gu Wanli finished speaking, he rubbed his thigh again, it hurt so much!
Because the barrage was turned on, the screen was full of comments from netizens, and everyone watched the show while paying attention to the comments of netizens.
When the "shrew" Fan Xiaotian appeared on the stage, the netizens all exploded:
"Ah? This eldest sister is completely in the style of street women fighting!"
"So aggressive, such a loud voice!"
"This is not a weirdo, this is a shrew!"
……
Especially when the phrase "If you dare to qiang-jiān me, I'll fucking qiang-jiān you, tit for tat, hurt each other", netizens almost thought they heard it wrong.
Netizens popped up one after another:
"Where did this bitch come from? How dare you say it!"
"Hey, look at the scare of Teacher Li, haha!"
However, when Fan Xiaotian explained that she was more suitable for Li Fan than Gu Yating, she was still very logical and good at figuring out the direction.
Netizens expressed their feelings for Gu Yating:
"Fan Xiaotian, it's good to be confident, but being too confident is ignorance!"
"You have never looked as good-looking as Gu Yating in your whole life!"
"You have to be careful, Gu Yating is coming with a 3-meter-long sword!"
……
Gu Yating did not carry a knife, but she was holding a fork. She inserted a small half of an apple and handed it to Li Fan, "Come on, prosopagnosia."
Gu Wanli said: "This woman shouldn't be able to enter the main competition, right? It's too noisy."
Gu Yating: "She is really into it, Li Fan, explain, do you want to dump me after falling in love with her?"
"I chose her to enter the top 18. First of all, she has good logic and sharp language, and her shrew-like debating style can disrupt the situation. Her role is like throwing a weasel into a group of chickens."
Gu Wanli nodded: "Watching your show, it's easy to not understand it without reading the subtitles. There are too many places where the sound is muted, and I can't make up for it."
"In order to pass the trial, the swear words can only be dropped."
As the show continued, Li Fan watched the netizen's barrage eagerly.
Although everyone has their own praises and criticisms for the attitudes of the contestants, they highly praised the post-production of the program, and they are not hesitant to praise:
"Wow, the later stage is really skinny!"
"This is the best late game I've ever seen."
"From the beginning of the film, the whole process is full of energy, especially the scene of Fan Xiaotian holding a cactus to accept the pre-match interview, and the scene of the 'cactus' exploding on the spot during the interview, piercing the faces of everyone in the recording room, is really two-dimensional. !"
"Half of the success of this show is due to the later stage."
……
Netizens' affirmation of the level of post-production made Li Fan feel relieved, and finally passed the test smoothly.
After the show finished playing, Li Fan took a look at the hits, which reached 2800 million hits.
Within 1 hour, the number of hits on the show reached 2800 million. Li Fan is still very satisfied with this, and it depends on whether he can continue to work hard.
After walking out of the audiovisual room, Gu Wanli dragged Li Fan to the study room again, insisting on playing a few games of chess with Li Fan.
When others play chess with their father-in-law, they tend to give way intentionally. Li Fan is different. That is really killing all parties without mercy. In the end, Gu Yating couldn't stand it anymore and stood by her father's side. The father and daughter fought against Li Fan. .
But...lose!lose!Still lose!
Gu Ma also joined the battle, and it turned out...
The nannies Xiaolan and Xiaohui joined in, and the driver Brother Cao also came... The whole family surrounded Gu Wanli, throwing random moves.
Li Fan was alone, fighting alone, full of the spirit of "even though there are tens of thousands of people, I will go", and calmly ate one piece after another.
"Nonsense... Uh, no, General!" Li Fan made a mistake.
Brother Cao smiled, and winked his eyes at the boss: "Boss, it looks like your uncle wants to play mahjong! Tell me what's on your mind!"
Gu Wanli's frowning brows relaxed, playing mahjong is his specialty!
Gu Yating thought of Ming Zi she met at noon, she never expected that the first person to be tortured and killed by Li Fan was not Ming Zi, but her father.
"Dad, he is just a gambler. His reputation in the mahjong circle is so bad that we don't even want to play with him!"
Gu Wanli raised an eyebrow at Li Fan: "Xiaofan, is your brand so bad?"
Li Fan was speechless: "My brand is good, and I have never been bad at my debts. They have no brand, and they basically don't give money if they lose. They even bite me back, saying that my brand is not good, and they reject me. Isn't this bullying honest people? , Uncle, how can you be so bullying when you comment on it?
Xiaoting, let me ask you, are my hands and feet dirty when playing cards?Apart from being able to talk a little bit, have I ever smoked cheats and mixed cards? "
Gu Yating: "No, but so what?"
"How many times have you paid me the money you owe me for playing cards?"
"Ha ha!"
"Let me ask you again, when did I not give you the money I lost?"
"Have you ever lost?"
Li Fan said "righteously": "Of course I lost, who can play all the time? Impossible!"
Seeing that Li Fan took advantage of the loopholes, Gu Yating could only correct her: "I don't mean the win or loss of a single game, but the win or loss of the whole game. Don't be picky about your words. Did you say you lost the whole game?"
"Uh……"
"Li Fan, please don't use your major to kill our hobbies, okay? Can you sympathize with us?"
Gu Wanli was surprised: "Xiaofan has never lost before?"
Gu Yating covered her face and narrated her painful experience: "No! Mahjong, poker, Pai Gow, we have tried all kinds of games, and he has never lost."
"It's unscientific!" Gu Wanli looked at Li Fan, "If this is the case, then your brand is really bad! No wonder you are excluded at the poker table, haha."
"That's right!" Gu Yating nodded happily!
"However, I want to try your magic!" Gu Wanli waved his hand, "Xiao Cao, go and move the mahjong table to the living room."
There is a saying that curiosity killed the cat, and tonight it is curiosity that killed the old man.Until 1 o'clock in the morning, amidst Gu Wanli's doubtful voice of "I saw a ghost", the game broke up.
After washing up, Li Fan went back to the bedroom and lay on the bed, turned on his phone, and glanced at the number of clicks on "The Story of Strange Flowers".
It went online at 8:1 p.m., and now it is more than 5500:5 the next day. At this time, the number of hits has reached 5500 million, 24 million in 7000 hours. Li Fan estimates that the number of hits in [-] hours will reach [-] million+. Li Fan is satisfied with this amount of hits Yes, the program met expectations.
Under the special page of the "Wonderful Flowers" column, there is a survey called "Which player are you most looking forward to?" Among them, No. 1 has left the other players far behind, and this No. 1 is Zhang Mengmeng.
This is also in line with Li Fan's expectations. After all, Zhang Mengmeng has a certain reputation now, especially in the comics and animation circles.
In terms of fame alone, other players really can't compare with Zhang Mengmeng.
There are many private messages on Li Fan's Weibo, and he was surprised by his performance on the show: "Mr. Li, I never thought that your mouth is so poisonous. Comparing other girls to toilets, I think it's hypocritical." The girl will never forget this scene for the rest of her life. She deserves it, so why compare so many exes to shǐ!"
"You really surprised me. Sometimes you are very serious, sometimes you are very nonsensical, and sometimes you are very good at talking. Teacher Li, "The Story of Strange Flowers" let us see a different you!"
"I love watching you specialize in treating all kinds of strange things, it's so enjoyable!"
"I also want to have a poisonous tongue like yours, to make others speechless in front of me, Mr. Li, please guide me."
……
After a while, Li Fan put down his phone suddenly, and his grandparents came soon. He decided to go out to buy some gifts tomorrow morning. This cannot be delayed. He was going to discuss it with Gu Yating. After all, Gu Yating must know the preferences of the elderly.
Li Fan walked out of the bedroom quickly, and knocked lightly on Gu Yating's door.
Bang bang bang!
He suppressed his voice and said, "Xiao Ting, open the door."
When the door opened, Gu Yating rubbed her eyes, glanced at the corridor, and said in surprise, "Brother, are you crazy? This is my home!"
"I know it's your home, I'm looking for you—"
"Come in!" Gu Yating hurriedly pulled him in, looked into the corridor uneasy, then closed the door quietly, and unbuttoned the pajamas one by one.
Li Fan looked at her in surprise, what is this for?I'm not the kind of person you imagined me!
(End of this chapter)