radiothebook Chapter 247 If you are a man, go up to the 1th floor
Chapter 247 If you are a man, go up to the 1th floor
chapter 247
Rather than saying that this is a castle, it is better to admit that it is just a giant sand sculpture.
Because the color and texture are exactly the way of sand sculpture.
Every Disney amusement park will have a castle that matches the logo. The colors are generally candy for boys and girls. With the fireworks at night, it adds beauty and charm.
And here in Happy Valley, I don’t know what to think. I actually imitated the shape of others and made a huge bunker - sand sculpture + castle.
It is not wronged to say that the bunker is not wronged at all. Its windows are very small, basically a wall gap half the width of the face and half a meter long is opened vertically, and the openings are sparse and disorderly.
With this size, even the camera lens can be stretched out. I am afraid that only the gun can go in and out freely.
Based on this, isn't it called a bunker?
From the inside, the bunker is a structure similar to a Turkish crypt, with earthy caves criss-crossing and connected up and down.
It's basically an erected tunnel warfare template.
Brother Yang said that the enemy is in groups of three or five, which means that each team hides in different rooms in the bunker.
At this stage of the game, the ones who choose to hide must be teams with no props, no skills, and no upgrades.
Maybe they are all shrimp soldiers and crab generals with only residual blood left.
Then it's easy, just break them one by one.
Yanxi worked out the procedure, he, Brother Yang, and Xiao Ming took turns acting as meat shields to rush into the room, and the rest followed the meat shields to attack quickly.
Because they have blood-sucking aura and zero-delay shooting ability, taking turns as tanks can ensure that the whole team has a healthy blood volume all the time.
Breathing should be even, the steps should be light, the technique should be fast, and the attitude should be ruthless.
No matter who the opponent is, no matter men, women, young or old, they will be attacked indiscriminately to send them out.
After reaching a consensus, Yanxi personally served as the first round of meat shields.
He briskly ran half a floor along the steps behind the door, and jumped directly into a dirt door.
There were three boys hiding in this room, and I was taken aback by his sudden presence, but I must have done psychological preparation in advance, so I wasn't too flustered.
The three of them raised their mobile phones and aimed at Yanxi, gritting his teeth and outputting.
Yanxi ran back and forth in the room with an inner diameter of four or five meters, not giving them a chance to easily aim, while he himself grabbed one of the combos and attacked.
The four teammates followed closely behind, knelt down on one knee, lowered their center of gravity, and shot at the three of them steadily.
"Out! Out! Sorry, out!" The mobile phones of the three enemies rang system reminders one by one.
A beautiful annihilation battle.
"Acceptance." Yanxi sent the three of them away with his hands clasped together, then turned around and gave his dear teammates a high-five, "Did you see that, it was just like this."
Brother Yang scrambled for the meat shield for the next battle, and slapped his belly with his hands: "Just my thick meat, do you two have it? Let me show you what a real meat shield is!"
There is a full team of enemies in the next room, Yanxi looked at Brother Yang sternly: "Can it work? Don't hold on."
Brother Yang stretched out one hand, clenched his fist, and raised his fingers one by one. After five fingers were erected, he used the index finger of the other hand to make a gesture of twisting his head on his neck.
It seems to be full of confidence.
Yanxi took the other three teammates to get ready.
I saw Brother Yang tumbling forward into the room, shouting: "Sprinkle dead guest!"
Yanxi and the others immediately squeezed in, firing quickly behind Brother Yang's body.
It's just that these five enemies lost a bit easily.
They were five aunts. Just now, their mobile phones were put aside, and they were massaging each other's shoulders and necks with their elbows. They were taken down without even fighting back.
"It's great to be young, but you can't accept it forever. This young man is very brave. Do you have a partner? After the competition, how about auntie taking you to meet some younger sisters?" The aunties surrounded Brother Yang.
A single man like him with a small belly, well-dressed, and about to enter middle age is most favored by aunts.
Can participating in this competition also solve personal problems?Another windfall!
Yanxi Huamo and Jingjing Xiaoming embraced each other, laughing so hard that they couldn't make a sound, Huamo wiped away tears and said, "Ouch, Ouch, brother Yang, you are definitely having an affair! If I learn from Brother Xiong what I just said Learn, what do you think he will say?"
Brother Yang bowed to send the five aunts away, and slapped back at her with a slumped face: "Learn a fart, as for Brother Xiong, I can guess what he can say with my tailbone. The round just now is not worth it. It's not enjoyable." , Let me be a meat shield again!"
Yanxi patted him on the shoulder and nodded seriously: "Okay, uncles are all alone, and aunts are often in groups. If there are five, there will be ten or fifty. Come on, use your charm to conquer them. superior!"
"The curse is invalid, reflex!" Brother Yang covered his ears, rushed to the door of the next room, and looked at his phone.
It's the same forward roll, and the same "sprinkling dead guest".
Inside the room were the same five aunts massaging each other.
Once again, I got the promise to introduce my little sister without any suspense.
"Fuck, Lao Yan, have you opened your mouth?" Brother Yang glared at Yan Xi with fiery eyes.
"Ouch, my stomach, ouch, Brother Yang, please forgive me, I can't stop laughing," Hua Mo burst into tears with a smile, "I have to meet so many little sisters, can you make it through? Do you want to come first? Is there an audition? Or shall we screen resumes for you?"
"Go to the side! Don't make fun of me, Xiao Ming, you will be next." Brother Yang pulled Xiao Ming to the front row.
Xiao Ming went to the door to get ready, and Brother Yang gave him a five, which meant that there were five enemies in the room.
"Go, Auntie loves you too." Brother Yang blew a kiss to Xiao Ming.
Xiao Ming raised his phone and rushed in, turned it around quickly, and immediately stuck it to the wall to start outputting, squatting and squatting continuously.
With question marks on their faces, the four teammates lined up and rushed in.
Hehe, this time it is finally not an aunt, but five energetic uncles.
"Gentlemen, don't be stubborn! Hurry up and get eliminated. The ten aunts next door just left, and you can still catch up." Xiao Ming played a competent meat shield tank and used his taunting skills to attract firepower.
"That's right, there are only a few of you, so you can still pick one." Jing Jing said cheerfully, it's like a husband and wife.
The old men frowned, squinted, and stared at the mobile phone with a sad face, just like multiplying the "subway old man's mobile phone" by five.
How about coming to the game with this ability?Can you still live until now?
What a miracle!
"Oh! Wet back! I can't take it anymore!" The old men took out the bottles one after another, poured out the pills and swallowed them into their mouths, picked up the thermos cups under their feet, and sent the pills down with a gulp.
"Young man, little girl, if you fight again, we will lie down and blackmail people! Believe it or not, once I lie down, no one will be able to lift me up." They slapped their chests and threatened.
Depend on!Survived by relying on the moral high ground and Dafa?
The bad guy is old!The bad guys are getting old!
"That's it?" Yan Ximan said contemptuously, "Come here, show your ability to squeeze the subway! Show the spirit of grabbing vegetables in the supermarket! Come face up like a man! "
"Listen to my command, brothers and sisters, lie flat!" an old man commanded.
The five uncles moved in unison, lying on the ground with a swipe, neatly.
"Honey, what?" Hua Mo put down her phone and stopped attacking. After being betrayed miserably, she couldn't bear to hit the dog in the water.
Yanxi walked up and shot at the QR codes on their chests one by one, and they were eliminated.
"Boy! Do you have a mine at home? How dare you do something like this? You will definitely regret it!" The uncle who took the lead in lying down pointed at Yanxi and blamed him.
"Let's go, next!" Yanxi ignored them at all, "Tch, playing a rascal in front of a rascal, it's like a cat with pimples on its back—live it up."
In the next house, four people.
The wind stopped, the rain stopped, and Brother Yang felt that it was okay again.
"I'll do it!" He patted his belly and said with trembling eyebrows, "This time I'm sure it's not Big Mom, let me go up and have a good time!"
He made another skillful forward roll, got up full of expectations and suddenly put down his phone, and said with a sad face, "Brother, if you have something to say..."
"Fast forward!" Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Yanxi led his team to rush in.
Four strong guys, but also four spirited guys, firmly locked Brother Yang in the corner.
The strongest one shook his chest muscles, looked at Brother Yang coldly, and asked, "I heard that your family has a mine? How dare you beat my father to the ground?"
Yan Xi smiled wryly, the old men actually still have a second hand!
"It's okay, it's really a tiger father without a dog!" He took the lead in applauding.
Hua Mo and Jing Jing clapped together blankly, not knowing why.
Xiao Ming hid behind a few people and shot quietly. A game is a game. If you dare to have a good plan, I can have a wall ladder.
"Out? Hmph, just out, I can still break your arm!" Brother Shaking Chest rattled his fists in front of Brother Yang.
Taking advantage of their inattention, Yan Xi threw a smoke bomb at the feet of several people and shouted, "Brother Yang, hold your breath! I'm throwing a gas bomb!"
poison?Brother Yang certainly knows that the smoke is not poisonous.
He also took two big puffs. He hadn't smoked for several hours, and he really couldn't help it.
But how did the four strong and spirited guys know that they ran for their lives without saying a word, and they ran so fast.
After getting rid of the personal threat, Yanxi's team smiled and hugged each other again.
"Husband, when do we have to call? Where is the little shop you mentioned?" Hua Mo was a little tired, leaning against the wall and beating her calf lightly.
Yanxi glanced out of the cracked window, let out a breath, turned around and said to everyone, "We'll be there soon, I guess the mysterious shop is on the top floor!"
"Ah? Are you still going to fuck?" Hua Mo rolled her eyes and leaned against Jing Jing, wanting to cry but not crying.
(End of this chapter)