radiothebook Chapter 332 Big Mom Transformation Plan
Chapter 332 Big Mom Transformation Plan
Chapter 332 Big Mom Transformation Plan
Yan Xi picked up the Coke, drank it all in one gulp, smacked his lips, and handed it to the flight attendant, "One more."
Mother Fan coughed twice, and said a little impatiently, "I'm done speaking."
The stewardess filled another cup and handed it in. Hanhan, who was sitting in the middle, helped to take the cup and handed it to Yanxi.
"I didn't understand, please tell me again." He waved to the stewardess and sipped the Coke carefully, as if playing.
Mama Fan slapped herself on the forehead, and said sadly: "I've said it three times, don't you want to be such a joker? Ouch, I'm so angry that my chest hurts."
"I've said it three times, is it the fourth time?" He laughed meanly.
Hanhan patted his arm lightly: "Brother Yan, don't bully Mama Fan, okay?
Friends of women you agreed to, you can't smash your own brand, right?
By the way, let me tell you something.
When we were testing the smart store project with Megvii, the human resources department was also conducting a test with them.
Guess what they will measure? "
Whoa!Why is there bad news about manpower everywhere?
Kill them all?
Of course he could guess what it was.
At the last meeting of the four manufacturers, the friends sent by Megvii have already made it very clear.
They now have the technology to judge the posture of a person in a group of people through the camera.
It is said that it is already online in some schools, who is peeking at extracurricular books, who is playing with mobile phones under the table, who is secretly fighting with whom, and who is sleeping, all of which can be automatically identified.
If the human resources department introduces this technology, there is only one purpose: to prohibit employees from fishing.
In an office of [-] square meters, in theory, only two cameras, one on the left and one on the right, are needed to complete the plan of "fish catcher".
Who often goes to the tea room and toilet, who always likes to visit other people's workstations, who sits at the workstation and keeps looking at the mobile phone, who leaves the workstation and never returns...all of them are known.
In this way, not only the physical body is confined to the workstation, but also the employees are forced to act as if they are working, regardless of whether there is work in hand.
This is the so-called technological revolution, isn't it a bit inhumane?
It's really more and more like a capitalist.
"That's the KPI of the Human Resources Department, I can't interfere." He sipped his Coke and replied with squinted eyes.
Mama Fan took the opportunity to put away the laptop, drank a large glass of water so thirsty, and untied the seat belt: "What's there to be afraid of? From now on, I'll be a human being with my tail between my legs. I'm going to the toilet, are you going?"
Hanhan waved his hand and smiled slightly.
Girls have to go to the toilet in groups. This habit has never changed.
Mama Fan got up and lifted her trousers, leaning on the backs of each one, and walked carefully to the bathroom.
"When you have a baby in the future, won't you become like her too?" Yanxi covered it with his hands, and whispered to Hanhan.
"What happened to her?" Hanhan didn't know why.
"It's really scary to completely give up self-image management when you're only in your thirties and step into the mentality of an aunt." He shuddered after speaking.
During this period of time, the women he came into contact with were all exquisite beauties, and even Xiao Yu'er, who was the least optimistic, had reborn and returned to beauty. Looking at Mama Fan's back, he couldn't help but feel sad and regretful for her.
"It's disgusting! Brother Yan, don't you shave yourself? A woman looks like a pleasing person, and her husband might like her as a good wife and mother now." Hanhan responded from the perspective of her little sister.
"A good wife and loving mother can't be equated with giving up dressing up, right?
I am a man, and I can tell you very clearly that there is no husband who does not want his wife to be beautiful every day.
How about we take her out for fashion tonight?
You are in charge of dressing up, and I am in charge of paying the bill.
I don't allow my colleagues in my department to give up on themselves.
how? "He sent a cordial invitation to Hanhan for a wife transformation plan.
She clapped her little hands, her big eyes flickered, and she grinned: "Okay, okay!"
"When the time comes, let's take care of her and ask her to take a selfie and send it back to her husband. I'm sure that man will fly here tomorrow." He said with empathy.
Hanhan blushed, pouted and said: "If her husband really comes, they will have to live in one room, and I will have no place to live."
"Fool, live in my room." Yanxi patted her on the head and said with a smile, "Anyway, I'm leaving tomorrow."
When she heard the first half of the sentence, she was so surprised that her face turned pale, but after hearing the second half of the sentence, she gave him a light elbow and said in a low voice, "I hate it."
Mother Fan came back with wet hands, fastened her seat belt, and found that the two were looking at her with strange eyes.
She quickly covered her chest with her hands, then lowered her head and checked back and forth several times, muttering to herself: "There is nothing missing, the zipper is also pulled, there is nothing wrong with it."
Hanhan covered her mouth with the back of her hand and smiled secretly.
"Did you two speak ill of me behind my back? Laughing so maliciously!" Mama Fan frowned, looking at Hanhan and Yanxi.
Hanhan grasped Mama Fan's fleshy palm with both hands, smiled and rolled her eyes and said, "Brother Yan treats you tonight and takes us to buy clothes. Are you surprised or moved?"
"Nothing to be courteous to, rape or steal, I dare not move.
I know, it must be to stop me from talking nonsense about you two with people outside?
I know!
The baby has already given birth to two, what else do you not understand? "Fan's mother's train of thought completely went astray.
Hanhan raised that fleshy hand high, put it down heavily, and said earnestly: "Oh! Where are you going? Brother Yan said, the girls in our place should be more refined, and we need to spend money to make our image look better. Improve and improve, don't go out and lose his people, so you should understand."
That's what it means, but why does it sound a little uncomfortable?
Fan's mother shook her hand away, and said with a twist of her mouth: "You still need to be delicate? You are already Sihua, so how can you be so delicate? I'm afraid I'm the one he feels ashamed of, right? Cut!"
Although women know women best, but to coax women, men still have to do it.
Yan Xi gently pushed Hanhan's head away, looked sideways at Fan's mother and said, "Hanhan, you bet, you lost before you even started playing, I've said it all, she's already given up, You can’t be saved, you still don’t believe it.”
This is called the aggressive method.
"What bet?" Mother Fan asked curiously.
Hanhan was also confused by what he said, when did he bet?
He said arrogantly: "She said, even if you don't like to dress up, if you dress up, you will throw out those ordinary girls in the company for several blocks.
I just laughed, how many streets can I throw away?
No play!
She asked me if I bet or not.
What a joke, why don't I dare to bet?
But ah, I didn't expect you to give up directly, Hanhan lost without a fight, I don't want to win too easily, hahaha. "
Fan's mother was so angry that her face turned pale, she picked up the water glass and took a big sip, put her arms around Hanhan's shoulder and said, "Who said I gave up? I'm being polite to you, and you take it seriously? It's a deal. Are you a treat? Don't regret it!"
Hanhan turned her head and gave him a wink, secretly giving him a thumbs up.
The rhetoric technique of aggressive generals is really tried and tested.
After the plane landed, the three came to the exit with their luggage.
A middle-aged man with a tall hairline waved his hands vigorously at Hanhan and shouted loudly: "Beauty Hanhan, this way!"
During the few meters of walking towards the middle-aged man, Hanhan stepped on his feet and whispered to Yanxi: "He is the leader of the operation line of the Chongcheng sub-center. His surname is Nie, Nie Xiaoqian's Nie."
He took the initiative to extend his hand and said, "Hello, Mr. Nie!"
As soon as the words came out, he felt inappropriate.
Mr. Nie, why do you sound so evil?
So he quickly changed his words and called again. The leader of the sub-central line is also at the department level, so he greeted again: "Nie Chu is good!"
hiss!Why does it sound worse?
Nie Chu?Evil animal?
What's your last name?Don't let people be leaders anymore, right?
The leader of the sub-center surnamed Nie was obviously used to all this. He stroked his hairline and said cheerfully, "Good words! Hello two beauties! You are so polite, just call me Lao Nie."
After speaking, he took the initiative to pull up the trolley cases of the two ladies, and led the way to the parking lot.
The heavy city is foggy and humid, making it colder, more humid and uncomfortable in winter than in the imperial capital. This feeling is super obvious when you arrive at the parking lot.
Mama Fan wrapped her down jacket tightly, rubbed her hands vigorously, looked at Hanhan's trembling body and smiled and said, "Hey, you want style but not temperature, are you dumbfounded now?"
Yanxi smiled, took off his jacket, put it lightly on Hanhan's body, and covered her by the collar.
"Tsk tsk tsk," Fan's mother's eyes widened, and she smiled so hard that her canine teeth were exposed, "Scattering dog food again!"
"Shh! Squint!"
(End of this chapter)