This sign-in system is a bit stubborn

Chapter 59

Chapter 59

Ouyang went on to say: "I don't know who vomited a lot of urinals in that bathroom. One was blocked, and only the other one was left to use. You look like you've drunk too much. You still have to be humble with me and say that you don't like it. Be anxious, respect the old and love the young, let me, a young man, solve the difficulties first.

You know, I felt at the time that you were just a make-up in the boss's bureau, and you made yourself into such a virtue for work.

I thought to myself, if I were at your age and lived as useless as you, then I would really be better off dead. "

Brat, if you don't want to raise your hand, I promise to bruise your other hand, believe it or not?

"Hehe, there is nothing more important than life. It's better to live than to die. Don't be so harsh on yourself." Yanxi interjected.

"If you insist on letting me go first, then I have no choice but to go first. You leaned against the wall and sang the lyrics from "Cao Cao". Then you sighed and said something enlightening."

Just curious, what the hell did I say?

"Tell me, Zhuge Liang is so awesome, why doesn't he become emperor himself?

I was taken aback at the time, didn’t this just mean to me?

People like me who only know programming should program honestly, why should they be stupid to learn from others to start a business and become a boss? "

Yanxi coughed twice: "Ahem, it's right for young people to be a little ambitious. There's nothing to take the nonsense of a drunk person to heart. If you don't try some things yourself, how do you know you can't do it?"

"That's right, I replied to you at that time, it was exactly the same, and there was no difference in a single word. I said, if you don't try some things yourself, how do you know that you can't do it, but you said something more thought-provoking, and hit me straight. soul."

no?After drinking, can you still unlock the ability of the golden jade good words maker?I obviously don’t usually watch chicken soup.

"You said, in fact, being able to do one thing right is success, not doing everything right.

I was shocked at the time. You must be a person with a story if you can feel this way.

I gave you the only urinal and washed my hands when I went out. I deliberately washed slowly, just to wait for you to come out and get to know you, but you stepped on it as soon as you came out and almost fell on the sink.

Fortunately, I supported you, I said, looking at the road, the ground is slippery.

I didn't expect you to say the third sentence full of philosophy. You said that there is nothing terrible about falling, and you use falling as an excuse to lie down and take a rest. Isn't it very comfortable? "

It's not surprising that Yanxi said this sentence. Most of the time, he is in such a state that "it's better to be able to sit and lie down".

Ouyang lowered his boss chair a bit, leaned back, and said: "I thought at the time that I might really have to take a break. Isn't it just a failure in starting a business? If there is anything unacceptable, let the guy in the private room To hell with the bald fag, I'm not serving you anymore.

I walked towards the exit, but you stopped me and said that I helped you and insisted on buying me a bottle of wine.

After you drank, your strength is great, like an old bull. I can't be more stubborn than you, so I had to be dragged around by you into a private room.

The men and women in the private room were very lively, especially those women, who wore less clothes than the other, with chopstick-like legs and twisted waistcoat lines, to be honest, my eyes were staring straight.

I'm just a programmer, I've never seen this scene before, and I thought that this old man is really a person who can't play like this. "

Whoa!so exciting?

"Lack of clothes? Return the vest line? No way?" Yan Xi thought about it, and Fan's mother practiced the vest line just by skipping rope?The few of them are obviously wrapped up tightly.

"You went to the table and picked up two bottles of wine, turned around and handed me a bottle, and said it was done. In that atmosphere, my brain got hot, and I finished drinking it.

At this time, the music suddenly stopped, and there was a topless man in the crowd, who seemed to have just grown up, with a small towel on his shoulders, and a bald man sitting sideways behind him.

He took the microphone and yelled, damn it, who are you guys?

At this moment, you realized that you went to the wrong private room, waved to those people, and pulled me to leave, but do you think you can leave like this? "

Hey, upon hearing this, there was a picture in Yanxi's head, and there were some memory fragments. He vaguely remembered that he said to these young people staggeringly, I am Wu Yanzu, I wish you a happy early year, happy new year , and then took Ouyang away as if nothing had happened.

"Several young people stepped over to block the door in two steps. The one with bare upper body said on the sofa, if you were Wu Yanzu, I would be Kaneshiro Takeshi, and you want to leave after stealing our wine? It's not that easy.

You tell me that it's all right, walk up to that person, and say, I understand the rules, and punish yourself with three glasses.

After speaking, he drank all the wine in the three glasses on the table.

You said again, this wine is too bad, it's really bad, next time my brother will bring you something better.

All the men and women present were dumbfounded.

Seeing that they didn't respond, they picked up a microphone and said, "Beauty, please order a song for me, and my brother will sing a song, and I will apologize to everyone, so I ordered Grasshopper's "Baby I'm Sorry".

I think you are really drunk, so come here and pull you.

I only found out at that time that the bald head was tattooing that person. Let me tell you in a low voice, these people are not good people, they are getting tattoos, don’t cause trouble, just go away.

You take the microphone and say loudly, no one in the emperor can say no to you, isn't it just tattoos, we also have tattoos, no one is afraid of others. "

So I was stupid and asked a bald head to tattoo me a Peppa?

Oops, there's a picture!I seemed to take off my shirt while dancing in front of these young people, and then sat next to the bald head.

"Why didn't you stop me, I obviously drank too much." Yanxi was powerless at this moment.

"I've seen people go crazy after drinking too much, but I've never seen someone as crazy as you, who can't pull back three cows.

The kid said, damn it, the three glasses of wine you drank totaled [-].

You said you gave him [-] yuan, but no change.

The rest of the young people laughed, saying that this is their Young Master Jiang, and they have plenty of money, so if you want to spend money to eliminate disasters, go dreaming.

I am relatively sober, and apologize to others. After all, it was our fault that we broke into their private room by mistake.

Then you took the microphone and said something to me, including me, all the people present were fans of your words. "

Lu Zhuan fans can bear it, but can they turn black fans?What is it that is so magical?

"I remember very clearly now, you said, did we kneel for too long, so everyone thinks we are giants, it shouldn't be, isn't it all born by parents, why should we live in the shadow of others , isn't it good to stand up and be yourself?

Then you continue to say, Young Master Jiang?I think you are just a rich second generation, what else are you other than your parents?Do you dare to prove that even without the aura of your parents, you are still a king?

The people at the scene stopped talking, including Young Master Jiang, who must have never seen such an unreasonable and angry lunatic like you in this life.

You said, when I finish tattooing Peppa Pig, I will give you a chance to prove yourself right away.

I don't know how much you drank, and you dared to challenge such a group of idle boys, but the confidence in your eyes at that time completely infected me, and the four thought-provoking words you said to me, I immediately I made an impulsive decision to tattoo a George with you. "

Oh~ Paige and George's tattoos, that's how they came about, it's really impulsive.

"I feel like I really answered that sentence. The soft ones are afraid of the hard ones, the hard ones are afraid of the violent ones, and the violent ones are afraid of death. Your deadly style has shocked everyone present, but you don't take it seriously. Let everyone sing, dance, and drink.

And Young Master Jiang looked a little desolate when he saw that no one stood up for him at the scene. At this moment, you put your arms around his shoulders and said a lot of things, one of which seemed to be, you said, you are the same, no You should live in the shadow of your parents and stand up, otherwise no one will look down on you. Respect is something you have to win back by yourself.

Do you know, maybe he drank a lot of wine before we came here, he was a little emotional, and he cried after hearing what you said, as if to say that his parents only focus on work all day long, and no one cares about him, and he is scolded as a prodigal at home, Being ridiculed by people outside is a gnawing old man. Every friend is trying to get his money. I can't even find someone who can speak my heart. I have to pretend to be awesome every day. It's too tiring. "

Grandma, she's the king of Versailles again. Do you know that this kind of self-deprecating routine is very annoying?

"It's absurd to say that the three of us actually drank wine and talked about our hearts while shirtless."

Thinking about it now, it's not surprising that these three people can drink together.

Aren't the three of them just the different stages before, during, and after a man stepped into society?

"Then what happened later? Why did we start playing Riptide?" The memory is about to be pieced together, come on!

(End of this chapter)