Vicious cannon fodder, he doesn't want heartthrobs

Chapter 36

If you don't want to, don't want to.

Although the person in charge really wanted to grab Fang Tianwen by the collar and tell him loudly, no, you do.

But looking at Fang Tianwen's indifferent profile, the person in charge touched his nose resentfully, and returned to his colleagues.

... Even with a hundred guts, he wouldn't dare to force/force Fang Tianwen!

Although Fang Tianwen was not optimistic about their plan, as the main maker of the plan, the person in charge was still very confident in this plan.

The plan is mainly divided into three stages. The first stage is to place undercover agents, which are soft and harmless snow dumplings. They seem to only want to eat, and from time to time they flap their wings and act like a spoiled child. All the guests have gained a certain degree of favorability.

The second stage is to steal the fishing rod, but this stealing the fishing rod is just a small matter, and the essence is for Xue Tuanzi's undercover road.

This stage is divided into two parts. The first part is to send some poisonous insects to steal fishing rods. The goal is too big to succeed, and it is well known that birds eat insects, so Xuetuanzi will eliminate or drive away those poisonous insects, so that Xuetuanzi can get guests trust.

The second part is to send some small animals to steal the fishing rod. If they steal it, they will be lucky. Be wary of the program group.

In the confrontation between the program group and the guests, the program group has never won, and they always make "faint tricks". Just now they performed a wave of quick kneeling, so the program group with such "unclear" brains uses such "stupid" It's quite normal to steal the fishing rod in a different way, right?

Anyway, except for the program group, no one knew that those Xuetuanzi were undercover agents. Everyone only thought they were foodies attracted by Ye Ya.

In this way, isn't it human nature for the guests to relax their vigilance towards the program group?

Moreover, today is the last day of the first episode of the show, and the guests will relax more and more in the later stages. As long as the real fishing rod stealing session comes late enough, the vigilance of the guests can be ignored!

And the third stage is the real part of stealing the fishing rod.

The protagonist is not only those snow dumplings, but also a huge and ferocious wild boar.

The wild boars are rushing in, and they are extremely lethal. The guests must adopt the method they used to deal with the night wolves before. Isn't it the best time for the snow balls to start when the fishing rods are flying around?

And because the Xuetuanzi helped the guests deal with poisonous bugs and other small animals before, they were flying near the fishing rods, so the guests were naturally not too defensive, so they just stole them away?

For this reason, the program team also found a game company and asked the technicians to add more strength to the snow dumplings, so that they would not be unable to hold the wild boar.

The person in charge went through his plan again, but it was still not as perfect as the plan, and he felt instantly refreshed.

When the guests and the audience thought that this issue had come to a successful conclusion, the snow dumplings flew away with their fishing rods and wild boars, leaving only a chic back of the guests...

...The expressions of the guests must be very exciting!

"The poisonous insects are ready," a staff member said, "Do you want to act now?"

"Wait a little longer," Director Qian shrugged, "They are preparing to eat, and the fire is still burning. The insects are afraid of fire. This used to be too eye-catching."

"It's because they want to eat that they want to destroy it," the staff wailed, covering half of their face with their hands, "Why is this boiled fish so delicious!"

In fact, they can't smell it, but just looking at the picture, they also know that the boiled fish is very fragrant.

The bottom of the soup is red, and the color is very beautiful. The snow-white fish fillets are rolled in it, and occasionally the golden wild buds are rolled on it. Several colors are intertwined, and it is a visual feast.

As time went by, the soup base became hotter and hotter, and the sound of "gulu gulu" sounded, which only woke up the gluttons in people's stomachs!

"It smells so good!" A guest shouted, "People like me who don't eat spicy food are so stupid/crazy."

"Spicy boiled fish has a soul!" Another guest continued, "Spicy and delicious is the essence of this dish, do you want to try it?"

"Aren't you familiar yet?" Yan Mingxu stood by, blinking and blinking, with a cuteness like a puppy.

"We have to wait a while," the guest in charge of cooking the fish glanced at it, and then sprinkled in a handful of peppers, "It's almost here."

Just at this time, a gust of wind blew, wrapped in that fragrance, and exhaled on the person's face. The domineering fragrance made people involuntarily close their eyes and take two deep breaths.

How can it be so fragrant!

Even Huo Yunzhen, who has always paid attention to the external image, couldn't help but take two extra steps there.

The staff hammered the table, what the hell kind of food show is this!

"When the game is released, I will definitely play it," the staff member said quietly, "even if it's just to taste this boiled fish."

He spoke the voices of countless audiences.

The boiled fish is finally ready, and everyone rushes over to it. Although everyone can definitely eat it, it tastes better when you eat it!

Yan Mingxu occupied a unique geographical position and successfully grabbed the first bowl. Then he turned around and found Huo Yunzhen who hadn't come to line up at all. He stuffed the bowl over and snatched the bowl from Huo Yunzhen's hand.

Huo Yunzhen was dealing with the snow dumpling, but he didn't realize it at all. He let Yan Mingxu succeed. Yan Mingxu took Huo Yunzhen's bowl and ran to the back of the line in one breath, then turned his head and laughed at Huo Yunzhen: "Eat quickly!"

"It won't taste good if it gets cold for a while!"

Huo Yunzhen looked at the bowl in his hand, and was about to say a few words of refusal according to the persona, but the heat and aroma in the bowl surged up together, making him unable to say anything.

He chooses to keep his mouth shut.

"You guys," Huo Yunzhen said after a while, and said to Ye Baihua and Mo Ningxia who were beside him, "Aren't you going to line up?"

Go, of course.

The two smiled, and said a few words to Huo Yunzhen, and then reluctantly went to line up.

You can't disturb Huo Yunzhen for dinner, right?

Yan Mingxu is right, it won't taste good when it gets cold for a while.

These two people just passed by now, so naturally they can only be at the tail of the line. When they come back, there will be a full seat around Huo Yunzhen!

The eyes of the two fell on Yan Mingxu stretching out his hand, their gazes were dim.

Originally, they could line up with Huo Yunzhen, eat together, and stay inseparable, but now...

...Who else has the nerve to call Yan Mingxu a fool?

But everyone quickly abandoned these small thoughts, there is no way, the boiled fish is really delicious!

Even the few guests who couldn’t eat spicy food were attracted by the boiled fish. After hesitating, they stretched out their chopsticks. Tears of spicy food came out and they still gave a thumbs up. “Delicious in the world!”

The guests are happy, but the audience is suffering.

[The takeaway will arrive in 53 minutes, and I have to bear it for 53 minutes, committing crimes. 】

[I just received a call, the flight path was blocked, and they suggested that I charge back [manual goodbye]. 】

[What about the program group?Why aren't you doing anything wrong with the show crew?Go and turn that pot over for me!flipped! ! 】

[The program team, if you can do this, I will be your die-hard fan for three days! 】

[Program group: You want me to sell my soul after only three days? 】

The staff member's Adam's apple moved, implying: "The fire is small."

"The fishing rod is lying on the side alone now, no one cares about it."

If you don't move now, when will you wait?

The guests ate too deliciously, and they couldn't eat it. How could they not have the desire to make trouble?

So with the acquiescence of the person in charge, the plan was advanced by a few hours.

Poisonous insects, attack.

It may be that they have had the experience of facing poisonous insects before, and everyone did not panic until——

"Pot!" Huo Yunzhen shouted, "Can you block it?"

"Damn it!" Yu Chenxiang swears on the spot, wishing he could throw himself directly on the pot, wanting to cry without tears, "Where do we have a pot lid?"

"Wood! Fabric! Anything that can block it!" a guest wailed, "Don't let that bug in!"

The guests frantically protected their pots, and then heard a hesitant voice, "The bug doesn't seem to be flying here?"

"...I fucking target them with fishing rods!!"

"Damn the program group! The program group did it on purpose!! Let us have a good meal and die!!!"

[No, but we are greedy. 】

This sentence expressed the audience's aspirations in a very friendly manner, and it filled the live broadcast room in an instant.

The guests yelled fiercely, and their actions were not slow at all. They directly picked up "firewood" from the fire under the pot, and attacked the poisonous insects without hesitation.

But at this moment, the chirping of birds suddenly came from the air, which was completely different from the coquettish/soft ones before, and the momentum was amazing.

In an instant, more than a dozen snow balls lined up in midair, attacking those poisonous insects tacitly!

Holding the firewood, the imposing guests stared blankly at this scene, and murmured: "It seems that we are not needed?"

Xu Miaoyi calmly put the firewood under the pot again, put his hands together, and clapped vigorously, "Who said that? We can cheer for them!"

"Yes, yes," Mo Ningxia said with a smile, "The snacks are pretty good, can they be out of the scope of food reserves?"

Everyone looked at Huo Yunzhen, Huo Yunzhen nodded, "Yes."

"Sky bodyguard, worth having."

Everyone laughed, the snow balls drove the bugs around, and then flew back happily, circling around the guests, as if they were asking for some reward.

The guests peeled some wild buds and fed them to them, even Huo Yunzhen was not immune.

The snow dumplings flew even more flamboyantly.

Xu Miaoyi tapped its beak, "From now on, you will have formal jobs. I will pay you, okay?"

"Choo Choo Choo!"

Everyone laughed together and grabbed the snow balls to name them, but the snow balls were almost carved out of the same mold, and no one could tell which one was which, and the road to naming was cut short.

"Why did the program team make this show?" Yan Mingxu was very puzzled, "We can't eat it just to make us sick? There's no need for it."

"How can our appetite be weakened by those ugly bugs?" a guest shouted in high spirits.

"Indeed," Huo Yunzhen responded, "Thinking that the show crew has frequently become dizzy because we eat boiled fish, I just want to have a few more bowls to make the show crew even more dizzy."

With that said, Huo Yunzhen stood up and actually filled another bowl.

Before eating, he put the bowl forward, trying to let everyone in the live broadcast room see the bowl of boiled fish clearly.

"Want to eat?"

"It's a pity that you can't eat it."

"But," Huo Yunzhen raised his eyebrows, and slowly showed a rather kind smile, "We can eat a little more for you."

"Isn't it just to increase the burden on the stomach? It doesn't matter."

"For you, it's worth it."

Seemingly benign, but actually full of malice.

The staff slapped the table angrily, "He is provocative! Naked/naked/naked provocation!"

"Too much! Too much!"

"Laugh, laugh, let him cry sooner or later!"

"It's okay, it's okay, we will win, just let him go crazy for an hour!"

"Let's order a table full of fish feast in a while. There are all kinds of boiled fish, sweet and sour fish, and braised fish. We won't be greedy!"

"Fuck, I'm so greedy! Huo Keikei, I won't be number one in the world with you!"

After this sentence was shouted out by a staff member, the office suddenly fell into silence.

—A traitor appeared between them!

Immediately afterwards, everyone's death stares gradually fell on that person.

That staff member: shivering.jpg

The program group was troubled by boiled fish, and the guests were very happy. They followed Huo Yunzhen's example and shouted at the program group. For a while, they gathered together with laughter and laughter, which made the program group and... the audience suffer.

【unacceptable!Did you forget that this is a live broadcast! ! 】

[There are not only program groups but also innocent viewers in the live broadcast room! 】

【enough!Put down that bowl of boiled fish!Don't let me see it! ! 】

[The corner of my mouth automatically secretes some kind of liquid, I am so sad, can I not control my body yet?Physical disorder!The program team will compensate me quickly! !I just want a bowl of boiled fish! 】

[I am different, I want two bowls. 】

[Program group: Brothers, I tried my best, now I know who is in the same wave as you? 】

[Got it, the program team is our good brother, but the guests... look good! 】

[Program group:? ? ?You didn't say that before! 】

[Laughing. 】

Although the poisonous insect came inexplicably, everyone didn't pay attention to it. Huo Yunzhen turned around from there, and then looked at the surrounding trees, thoughtfully.

"We need to get a ladder." Huo Yunzhen murmured.

"What are you doing with a ladder?" Ye Baihua asked, but he had already started looking for wood suitable for making ladders.

Huo Yunzhen's eyelashes trembled slightly, and then he raised his head to look at Ye Baihua, and said slowly, "Pick the fruit."

"There are quite a lot of fruits in the jungle. If you always hook them with a fishing rod, the peels are cracked and it is not easy to preserve."

"I can't climb trees," Huo Yunzhen looked at the others, "Can you?"

"Is there anyone who can climb trees?"

Guests, look at me and I look at you, the whole army is wiped out.

These days, how can anyone still climb trees?

"That's still a ladder." Huo Yunzhen made a final decision, and everyone had no objections, and quickly arranged for the production of the ladder.

It is not difficult to get a ladder, they are still working on a wooden house, there is a lot of wood, find a similar one, and it will be done soon.

Seeing this, Huo Yunzhen didn't go out to explore the wild anymore. He threw the fishing rod aside, took the wooden ladder and turned around, and climbed up the tree after a while.

It has to be said that there is still a basis for sitting high and seeing far. Huo Yunzhen only feels that his vision has broadened a lot.

So he looked here and there, and soon saw a small thing near the cabin they made before.

"What's that?" Huo Yunzhen shouted, "Looks like a pheasant?"

The guests instantly cheered up, who doesn't want to eat chicken?What if you can still lay eggs?Those eggs are worth eating!

When the pheasant was spotted, it turned around and ran away. Huo Yunzhen commanded from above, "Use a fishing rod!"

And took the opportunity to look at the brown rabbit that jumped up to the fishing rod. Before its paws touched the fishing rod, it saw the fishing rod moving away from it.

Immediately afterwards, an enlarged version of a human face was seen.

Before he could call out, he was caught on the spot.

"There is actually a rabbit delivered to your door!" The guest grabbed the rabbit's ears and threw the fishing rod towards Ye Baihua, "Brother Bai! Continue!"

"Roast Chicken! Fried Chicken! Chicken Soup! Poached Eggs!"

"Don't let us down!!"

[I remember that Song Ge took a very cold route at the beginning. 】

[Song Ge: I don’t want to, they forced me.jpg]

[This reality show can be renamed to Birth of Foodies. 】

[It is also okay to change the "shape". 】

[Song Ge: Do I have no dignity? 】

[I'm the only one who doesn't understand what the program group is doing?Isn't this rushing to send heads to Mr. Huo and the others? 】

[I can't help it, I want to take the fishing rod away, this fishing rod is too heaven-defying in Mr. Huo's hands, the program team has no chance at all. 】

[But this is too stupid...]

[I think it is mainly because we are from the perspective of God. The rabbit is like a chameleon, which can hide. No one saw it, and everyone was attracted by the pheasant. Pole, maybe it can be stolen. 】

[Yes, and the pheasant was only seen because Mr. Huo went up the tree. If the rabbit hides behind the fishing rod after a while, the pheasant comes and makes a fuss, and everyone is taken away by the pheasant, won't this give the rabbit a chance? 】

[This wooden ladder has just been made, Mr. Huo probably is fresh, so he just went up the tree, the program team is really unlucky. 】

[Program group: I'm so mad.jpg. 】

Is the program group angry?Really not that angry.

After all, they knew from the very beginning that these pheasants and rabbits were going to give away heads.

What's there to be angry about the head you sent in?

The excitement is real.

The smooth progress of the second phase of the plan means that the third phase of the plan will start soon.

At that time, they will stage a truly shocking reversal, how can they not be excited?

"The program team has changed sex today?" Yan Mingxu excitedly said, "It's the last day, give us some rewards?"

"Isn't it because of the fishing rod?" Xu Miaoyi raised her eyebrows and looked at the chicken again, "It's a rooster, what a pity."

"A rooster is also a chicken!" Yan Mingxu said with a smile, "The joy of eating meat."

Xu Miaoyi raised her eyebrows and was about to say something when Huo Yunzhen said, "I remember we still have honey, do you want to try honey chicken?"

Yan Mingxu quickly threw the pot away, "Look, Brother Huo wants to eat too!"

Xu Miaoyi smiled: "So you don't want to eat?"

"I think so too," Yan Mingxu quickly slid on his knees, "Who doesn't want to?"

At that moment, everyone's eyes fell on the pheasant, showing strong greed.

Pheasant: Sudden Fear.jpg

With pheasants and rabbits, everyone worked harder. From time to time, someone hummed a little tune, and then everyone laughed together.

And soon, they ushered in a second pheasant and a second rabbit.

"Isn't this a once-in-a-time?" Yan Mingxu held the pheasant in his left hand and the rabbit in his right hand, bowing deeply, "Thank you to the program team, I don't mind if you come twice more, I can pretend I didn't see it, and let the rabbit Run a meter!"

"Don't be so stingy," Huo Yunzhen raised his eyebrows, "1.1 meters."

"Okay Brother Huo, no problem Brother Huo." Yan Mingxu tried to salute, but his hands were restrained by the pheasant and the rabbit, so he could only express his seriousness with his eyes.

Huo Yunzhen was silent for a long time, and then he glanced at him, which was extremely indescribable.

But at this time, the angle of view of the live broadcast room gave him a close-up, allowing the audience to clearly see his disgust and stunned. Immediately, while the audience laughed, they felt that they were okay.

[Stupid dogs and high-cold beauties are also very fragrant! 】

[?Brother Bai warned. 】

【Xiaxia Warning.jpg】

[? ?Why do you ignore us brother Yu?That was the only man who confessed his love to Mr. Huo! 】

[Maybe it's because his surname is Yu. 】

[Understood, Brother Yu will change his name tomorrow. 】

Everything is going in a good direction, everyone is very happy, and some guests bluntly said that this is the happiest day he has played since playing this game!

Viewers responded in the live broadcast room.

[This is also the happiest day we have watched the live broadcast. 】

Anyway, the unlucky one is just the program group.

However, the program team does not agree with this point of view at all. They are the biggest bosses, and they must win the final victory!

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the end of this episode of the game was getting closer, and the staff of the program team became more and more excited, and they were about to strike hard!

"It's almost there," the staff murmured, "The countdown is ready!"

"Five, four, three—"

Looking at the guests who were smiling brightly, the staff slowly showed a slightly ferocious smile, and shouted: "Release the wild boars!!"

With this shout, the staff became excited and even clapped their hands on the spot, as if they had already seen the victory.

Too noisy.

Fang Tianwen wanted to pretend he didn't hear it.

With a good brain, he quickly roughly guessed the program group's intentions. Looking at the intimate appearance of the guests on the light screen and the Xuetuanzi, he felt that the program group's plan seemed to be okay.

but……

Fang Tianwen looked at Huo Yunzhen with a gloomy gaze.

After a while, he suddenly smiled.

He still has that view, the show crew can't win.

but……

"Why a pig?" Fang Tianwen raised his head and asked.

The person in charge said beamingly: "Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger."

"The wild boar has a meaning."

Fang Tianwen gave him a meaningful look and stopped talking.

Pig, it can also have other meanings.

The wild boar has not yet appeared in the live broadcast room, but the violent noise caused by the running has already attracted the attention of the guests.

"What's going on here? The program team is going to scale up their tricks?"

Following these words, the wild boar appeared in front of everyone, fat and strong, extremely huge, with two terrifying tusks that shone with sharp and terrifying light.

"Fuck! Get on the fishing rod! Where's the fishing rod!"

"Get out, get out! Isn't it just a wild boar? We can deal with the night wolf!"

"Can't be here," Huo Yunzhen said suddenly, calm and indifferent, "This wild boar will overwhelm our house."

"Then what should we do?" Someone yelled anxiously.

"Take it away!" Huo Yunzhen said forcefully, "Give the fishing rod to the birds and let them fly with the wild boar. If they fly out of here, we will deal with the wild boar!"

Hearing this sentence, the program team was shocked.

This, this... isn't this in their favor?

——Happiness came too suddenly, right?

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Program Group: Misfortune Comes More Suddenly.jpg

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