radiothebook Chapter 997 Iron Man: I Don't Want To Die Young! (6/8)
Chapter 997 Iron Man: I Don't Want To Die Young! (6/8)
Chen Wenjie quickly waved his hands:
"No, no, I just said it casually."
"This is a catwoman on the surface, but she is actually a widow."
"This guy who is ostensibly Spider-Man is actually Wolverine.
"Also, you appear to be Iron Man on the surface, but who are you actually?"
Little Downey hummed and laughed:
"Then I'll let you take a good look at who I am!"
"Jarvis, open the helmet!"
Wow.
This voice, could it be that he is Iron Man himself?
Chen Wenjie clenched his fists and looked at him with great anticipation, the moment when Guo wore the helmet and turned on!
However.
Quiet, very quiet.
After Downey Jr. gave the password, the helmet didn't move at all.
Ok?
Downey Jr. added:
"Jarvis, open the helmet!" "Seven Zero Three"
"Jarvis, open the helmet!"
"What the hell, can't you open it?"
"If you don't open it, I will sell you for scrap iron!"
Downey Jr. yelled calmly at first, but as time passed, the helmet showed no sign of opening.
He couldn't help feeling a little anxious.
Chen Wenjie couldn't help feeling a little disappointed:
"Why didn't it open?"
Uncle Wolf pointed to the fist print on the helmet:
"It was probably broken by you!"
Forehead.
Seeing that fist mark, Chen Wenjie suddenly remembered that this incident might indeed be caused by himself.
"Sorry, I didn't expect this to happen."
Ugh.
Downey Jr. sighed helplessly. He originally wanted to be handsome, but he didn't expect to encounter such a thing.
"I'll take it off manually!"
So, he reached for the helmet, but no matter how he took it, the helmet was firmly on his head, and he couldn't take it off no matter what.
The widow picked up the instruction manual from the car and observed carefully:
"In order to prevent the helmet from slipping off, which will affect the user to look cool and handsome."
"So after the helmet is closed, the position of the neck ring will also shrink.
"After opening the mask, the collar will expand accordingly, and it can be easily removed."
"Although the exterior of the collar is metal, the part inside that contacts the skin is made of sponge.
"Comfortable, skin-friendly, the best choice for pretend!"
boom!
Downey Jr. was angry:
"Comfortable? Skin-friendly?"
"I don't need any now, I just need to take this helmet off.
The widow shrugged:
"According to the description in the manual, if you don't open the metal mask, the collar of the helmet will not expand, so you can't take the helmet off.
What?
After hearing this, Downey Jr. was stunned, and quickly raised his hands and tapped his helmet:
"why!"
"How do you get the damn helmet off?"
"Is this Jarvis' revenge on me?"
jarvis.
This is a name, the name of the intelligent system of "Iron Man", similar to the popular smart speakers, the other party will act accordingly when you say a word.
Now, however, Downey Jr., who plays Iron Man, is trapped by Iron Man's helmet.
Uncle Wolf reached out to touch the fist print on it, and he punched right at the upper right corner, on the edge of the mask and helmet, so that the intelligent system of the metal helmet was completely damaged.
It is impossible for the helmet to open automatically.
The widow smiled and said:
"Or just wear it like this, it's cool!"
What?
Little Downey immediately shook his head frantically:
"This is not okay, I have to eat!"
"I didn't even eat breakfast, and I'm starving now!"
Uncle Wolf thought about it:
"How about we go to the hospital."
"Let the doctor insert a gastric tube for him, and the food will be pumped into the stomach through the tube.
What?
Downey Jr. was taken aback:
"Stomach tube?"
"It doesn't have to be so extreme, does it?"
"Damn it, how to open this thing better?"
Schwarzenegger thought for a while, and then said:
"There's an ax in the trunk [should be able to chop this helmet off!"
what?
This time, not only Little Downey, but also Lisa and Chen Wenjie stared wide-eyed.
Lisa asked angrily:
"ax?"
"You, what did you come to France with an ax for?"
"Shouldn't it be like waiting for a weapon to chop someone?"
hiss!
Chen Wenjie gently touched his neck.
Schwarzenegger came here with an axe, who is the target? It's already obvious!
Fuck, as for being so tiger?
cough cough!
Schwarzenegger coughed twice involuntarily:
"I, I, I, as a governor, carry an ax for self-defense, right?"
Lisa immediately refuted:
"It's reasonable, you big-headed ghost!"
"You are so tall and burly, who would dare to think of you when you walk on the street?"
eh eh eh!
Downey Jr., wearing the Iron Man helmet, couldn't help persuading him:
"Stop arguing!"
"Help me first, okay?"
"I only ate a sandwich on the plane in the morning, and I haven't eaten anything else until now... …"
"I'm starving, if I don't take off my hood, I'm going crazy!"
After hearing this, Schwarzenegger got out of the car, and then took out an ax from the back of the commercial vehicle.
Good guy!
After seeing the ax, everyone was stunned.
Not only does it have a long metal handle, but the ax is as big as a plate!
Chen Wenjie blinked.
This is the ax used by Cheng Yaojin, right?
Uncle Wolf shook his head with emotion:
"OHMYGOD! You have such a ruthless weapon."
"If this ax strikes down, can Wolverine's head be chopped off?"
Schwarzenegger swung his ax and said triumphantly:
"Of course!"
"So it's more than enough to chop 1.3 Iron Man's helmet!"
"Come on, I'm ready!"
Little Downey said angrily:
"Get ready you bastard!"
"I'm not ready!"
"No, I don't want to prepare for this at all!"
"What if your hand slips when you chop?"
"What if I use too much strength?"
"I don't want to die young!"
Schwarzenegger, who was standing outside the car, held the ax upside down and put the ax on the ground with the blade facing down.
Boom!
The ax blade smashed into the concrete floor in an instant.
"Stop the ink, get out of the car quickly."
"Don't worry, I know in my heart, I won't hurt you!"
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